askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG LOIRA ALM TROING 2 FAX U BAT UR KNAT HEALPING!!!!!
Let me know if this sounds like anything to anypony else.
Edit: Oh! I’m trying to fix you but you’re not helping!
For Celestia’s sake, this is like an unwinnable war!
ethepony asked: I have asked Krastos, but I think he's out at the moment. No rush or anything, the show is being performed for another 22 days or so. And don't worry about cost, I like having fun a few times a year, and what better what to have fun than talking with you and Krastos?
So was it that show in particular or was it a different one?
If you don’t stop swearing at me, I’m going to stop answering your messages at all, regardless of their content.
Now then, I didn’t call a doctor. What are you going on about?
theblackstrawberry asked: Hey Lyr- *collapses on the floor*
Strawberry? Are you alright?
Anonymous asked: i have a fear of being raped by bears
That’s fairly unfounded. The chances of that happening over, say, being mauled are roughly zero.
Just leave the bears alone and stay out of the woods.
And if you see Bos- I mean Krastos around Ponyville, wave to him and say hello! You’ll see he’s a very nice bear!
ask-twi asked: Oh, do not worry; I am not one of the ponies, that would lock up the computer and deny foals videogames. Violent ones, of course; at least until they get a good grip to distinct video games from reality. But on the other hand, I am a huge fan of puzzle games, such as Rush, Puzzle Agent or Portal. Intellectually challenging games are a must for every foal, I say. I have to admit, that I've never managed to get into RPG's or RTS, tho. Never found an appeal towards them.
Incidentally, I’ve never been a huge fan of puzzle games. At least, outside of things like Fire n’ Ice, Bomberman, or Lemmings.
The reason I mention RPGs, RTSs, and tactical RPGs is because they often have a great deal of dialog during exposition. Lot of menus, lot of cleverly named abilities. In short, a lot of reading.
ethepony submitted:
I was thinking of a show like War Horse. I have never actually seen a musical. However, after listening to your music, I think it would be a wonderful experience; and one I would love to share with you and Krastos. I have enough bits saved up to make it my treat. What do you say?
Goodness! I’ve never been to a live musical! I don’t think I’d have it in me to decline! Have you asked Boscov? This isn’t going to cost you a bunch of bits, is it?
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soundoflonesomeness asked: Lyra, how do I deal with fears. I mean like, besides giggling at them. Seriously please help me.
Honestly, there isn’t a clear-cut answer.
If you have a fear of high places, stay away from high places. If you have a fear of the ocean, stay away from the ocean. These aren’t fears you necessarily have to face.
If it’s a fear of, say, public speaking, practice is key. Walking in completely prepared won’t alleviate the fear, but positive reinforcement when everything goes off without a hitch (because you were completely prepared) will lessen it considerably.
If you want, send me a message about what kind of fear exactly we’re talking about and I can reply privately to the best of my ability.
big-mac-things-blog asked: I missed y'all Lyra!
Big Macintosh! Hello! Finally have some free time again? I noticed you were gone for a spell.
Anonymous asked: DON'T WANT CAKE? JUST GIVE ME THE ADDRESS ON WHERE YOU LIVE! I PROMISE NOT TO HACK THINGS OFF!
I live with Bon-Bon. Why have just cake when I can have all the confections I want!
HA HA HA~!
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Ha…
That’s not true…
majora-moon-blog asked: I AM THE MOON I LIVE IN SPACE, AND I AM GOING TO CRASH INTO YOU!
Not that I thought OoT was even all that good, anyway…
But I did not like Majora’s Mask. I did not like it, Majur-a-Moon. (Psst! Read that last sentence like it’s Green Eggs and Ham!)
ethepony asked: I have been doing quite well actually. Business has been slow, which means I finally get the chance to catch up on some things that I have been meaning to do. Like take you and Krastos out for dinner and a show. I'd love to get to know more about the both of you and just talk about nothing. Would you be up for that sometime?
W-wow! Certainly! What sort of show did you have in mind?
ask-twi asked: Hitchiker's guide to the Universe. That's all I'm saying. Also; here is an interesting question: What kind of books do you like, since, from pretty rich vocabulary, you, too are very well read.
Why, thank you! Around the middle of high school I started to shift from favoring math to favoring language arts.
Honest answer? I don’t read books all that much. Mostly just internet stuff. Dialogs and the like. If I do read, it’s mostly just short stories. The majority of my vocabulary comes from playing intellectually stimulating video games. RPGs, RTSs, tactics-style games, things like that.
How’s that for an argument to let your foals play video games?
Anonymous asked: How many inches of bear can you bear?
More than nerves I have left to deal with you.