majora-moon-blog asked: I AM THE MOON I LIVE IN SPACE, AND I AM GOING TO CRASH INTO YOU!
Not that I thought OoT was even all that good, anyway…
But I did not like Majora’s Mask. I did not like it, Majur-a-Moon. (Psst! Read that last sentence like it’s Green Eggs and Ham!)
ethepony asked: I have been doing quite well actually. Business has been slow, which means I finally get the chance to catch up on some things that I have been meaning to do. Like take you and Krastos out for dinner and a show. I'd love to get to know more about the both of you and just talk about nothing. Would you be up for that sometime?
W-wow! Certainly! What sort of show did you have in mind?
ask-twi asked: Hitchiker's guide to the Universe. That's all I'm saying. Also; here is an interesting question: What kind of books do you like, since, from pretty rich vocabulary, you, too are very well read.
Why, thank you! Around the middle of high school I started to shift from favoring math to favoring language arts.
Honest answer? I don’t read books all that much. Mostly just internet stuff. Dialogs and the like. If I do read, it’s mostly just short stories. The majority of my vocabulary comes from playing intellectually stimulating video games. RPGs, RTSs, tactics-style games, things like that.
How’s that for an argument to let your foals play video games?
Anonymous asked: How many inches of bear can you bear?
More than nerves I have left to deal with you.
You know, I couldn’t tell you. I honestly have no idea. It’s like he’s always been there!
Strawberry, do you know?
theblackstrawberry asked: okay... *lets go*
Thank you, Strawberry.
I’ve said it before, you can insult me. I don’t care. But you’re not insulting somepony else on my page. Message deleted.
theblackstrawberry asked: I should cast a spell that speeds up time cause that way the ratio of time in the magic would be longer, so 1 real world minute would be 1 day in the bubble....
Time’s up. Leggo.
And the only time I go by is time relative to my position in the universe.
Anonymous asked: *Delivers a package to your front door* NIGHTTIME DELIVERY!
Neither Bon-Bon nor I have ordered anything. Take it back.
And no, I’m not opening the door.
ask-twi asked: I'm... I think, that I'm just overworked. I should do something to distract myself. This didn't really happen to me before, and I'm not sure how to approach it. Thanks for the advice, Miss Lyra. Appreciate it.
Find a good book, Twilight! You like reading, right?
theblackstrawberry asked: Hmm.... it appears that my hooves are locked together and there's no way out... guess I have to hug you until my hooves decide they can unlock....
You’ve got two minutes, mister.
Anonymous asked: NO, YOU ARE LYING! YOU ATE IT, DIDN'T YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I MAY CUT YOU OPEN WITH A BONE SAW? I MEAN, SO I CAN SHARE SOME CAKE WITH YOU!
Try it and I’ll accidentally your eye out-the-back of your skull.
theblackstrawberry asked: MY HOOVES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN AGAIN, THEY'VE FIGURED OUT TO MOVE AROUND ONE SIDE INSTEAD OF PULLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE! *knocks at your door* LYRA! WATCH OUT! HUG ATTACK!
A hug! Just in the nick of time!
The day is saved! Thank you mysterious stranger!
Anonymous asked: YOU WHAT? I CAN USE A BONESAW! NO WORRIES! JUST STAND STILL!
Yep. I accidentally’d it right into the landfill.
ask-twi asked: Hi, Miss Lyra. I'm sorry to bother you, but I need some help... Did you ever burned out? If so; how have you dealt with it?
Either did something else that produced no decent content to share, or worked through it.
If you go for the latter approach, the first few things might not be very good, but eventually you’ll get lucky like I did get back into the swing of things!
And it’s perfectly alright, Twilight!