Ask Lyra

Nov 15

theblackstrawberry asked: okay... *lets go*

Thank you, Strawberry.

To the anon that sent that last message.

I’ve said it before, you can insult me. I don’t care. But you’re not insulting somepony else on my page. Message deleted.

theblackstrawberry asked: I should cast a spell that speeds up time cause that way the ratio of time in the magic would be longer, so 1 real world minute would be 1 day in the bubble....

Time’s up. Leggo.

And the only time I go by is time relative to my position in the universe.

Anonymous asked: *Delivers a package to your front door* NIGHTTIME DELIVERY!

Neither Bon-Bon nor I have ordered anything. Take it back.

And no, I’m not opening the door.

ask-twi asked: I'm... I think, that I'm just overworked. I should do something to distract myself. This didn't really happen to me before, and I'm not sure how to approach it. Thanks for the advice, Miss Lyra. Appreciate it.

Find a good book, Twilight! You like reading, right?

theblackstrawberry asked: Hmm.... it appears that my hooves are locked together and there's no way out... guess I have to hug you until my hooves decide they can unlock....

You’ve got two minutes, mister.

Anonymous asked: NO, YOU ARE LYING! YOU ATE IT, DIDN'T YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I MAY CUT YOU OPEN WITH A BONE SAW? I MEAN, SO I CAN SHARE SOME CAKE WITH YOU!

Try it and I’ll accidentally your eye out-the-back of your skull.

theblackstrawberry asked: MY HOOVES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN AGAIN, THEY'VE FIGURED OUT TO MOVE AROUND ONE SIDE INSTEAD OF PULLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE! *knocks at your door* LYRA! WATCH OUT! HUG ATTACK!

A hug! Just in the nick of time!

The day is saved! Thank you mysterious stranger!

Anonymous asked: YOU WHAT? I CAN USE A BONESAW! NO WORRIES! JUST STAND STILL!

Yep. I accidentally’d it right into the landfill.

ask-twi asked: Hi, Miss Lyra. I'm sorry to bother you, but I need some help... Did you ever burned out? If so; how have you dealt with it?

Either did something else that produced no decent content to share, or worked through it.

If you go for the latter approach, the first few things might not be very good, but eventually you’ll get lucky like I did get back into the swing of things!

And it’s perfectly alright, Twilight!

theblackstrawberry asked: I didn't hurt myself, but you should hurry! These hooves are smarter than they look!

Oh no! I think I’m spiraling into a fit of depression! I might need a hug to save my life!

Where will I go? Who can I turn to?

Anonymous asked: WHERE IS THE MIGHTY GOLDEN RING?! I KNOW YOU HAVE IT, YOU DEVILISH PRETTY PONY, YOU!

I accidentally the ring…

Sorry…

Anonymous asked: OH NOOOOO! MONSTEEEEEERS!!! *a bunch of flaming skulls starts tackling and bouncing off of my head* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! *head starts gradually becoming horribly mutilated, until, face explodes and becoming a zombie* Braaaaaiiiiinssssss...

Glad this is the internet. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near somepony that just had that happen to them.

paemerbiksem asked: I accidentally

Yeah, I bet you did.

theblackstrawberry asked: It's okay, i walked into a light pole, and they aren't smart enough to work together yet.

Hope you didn’t hurt yourself!