Anonymous asked: SHAKE THAT BEAR
But watch yourself!
Shake that bear!
Show me whatcha workin’ with!
nobodysuspicious-blog asked: Lyra bro whats up I heard about your life and thats bad but then its good but I"m happy for you yo. But yo you should totally tell me all your deepest and darkest secrets yo so we can talk about it and I can hug you yo
I’ve never spoken my “deepest and darkest secrets” to anypony.
Ever.
Anonymous asked: Sounds like Sweetie is a good luck charm for you. That's make sense though, because she sweetens life.
Hmm… I’ll agree.
Anonymous asked: be sure to take pictures and show them to the bear then take pictures of him breaking down
Sure! Because that sounds like a sensible thing to do!
While I’m at it, why not shove a letter opener in my eye?
Anonymous asked: When did things start going right for you?
Incidentally, around the time Sweetie Belle and I became close.
Not that moving in with Bon-Bon wasn’t great too, but there were more financial woes back then.
Anonymous asked: may be you should have an affair with a passionate stallion
Okay, that sounds neat.
Here I go!
Anonymous asked: Wow, you're up really late!
Yeah, I kinda was.
I’m sure Monday morning will remind me not to do that again anytime soon.
Anonymous asked: I heard you have papaphobia. That must be dreadful.
Yahoof…
Wikiponia…
…
The hay is a Pope?
Anonymous asked: Why did everypony panic about Princess Luna being Nightmare Moon if it was already known that she became Luna again? Heck, everypony in town all celebrated that she turned back to normal and Celestia returned that one day, didn't they?
She was a lot more intimidating the second time around.
And, I mean, did you see her entrance? Astride bat-winged pegesi? That was straight out of a monster movie!
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: OMG BEAST IKEA EVA!!!11 Oil shalve uff all dis preppi furr and tap et 2 mai fac so dat itll b lik a yen fut lang beerd!!!!1 (like SS top exept goffiker).
Oh come on! K and D aren’t even remotely close to one another! How the hay did you slur idea into Ikea?!
You do whatever you can get away with for as long as you can get away with it. Not like I can stop you anyway. As long as it isn’t my fur.
You could just buy some coat and mane dye.
Anonymous asked: So there was no one point that turned a gradual downwards slope into a rapid descent?
Hm…
Maybe there was such an event. It’s pretty traumatizing to almost kill somepony that you love.
But I’ve already told that story.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Nut mastah majock sillah poneh. Moustash magik (liek Twilinks xcept cowler cuz shez a prep).
Mustache.
No, I don’t know mustache magic. I don’t deal in parlor tricks. The magic I have is either for work or to defend myself.
Anonymous asked: Stop. NOW MAKE THAT [expletive] HAMMERTIME
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Leera do u huff mustash magik???/
No pony has master magic. Magic is a force without absolutes. There is no hard limit.