Ask Lyra

Nov 20

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: How warm is Boscov?

Very.

I don’t know how he stands it in the summer. That’d drive me nuts!

Anonymous asked: What if he hurts you emotionally? Has he been hurting you emotionally!?

[Audible sigh]

No…

Would everypony just mind their own business?

theblackstrawberry asked: Well the anons should trying to stop ruining your relationship.

With you one hundred percent there.

Anonymous asked: But when the guy is overly-defensive in a relationship, it usually leads to abuse.

Unless the girl is a unicorn that, for all written purposes, possesses super strength.

Not that I believe for a second that Boscov would ever physically hurt me, no matter what I did.

Anonymous asked: Krastos is overly-defensive about you. That's not a good sign at all.

And I’m overly-defensive about Boscov. Works out pretty well, huh?

zggamarchive asked: Your forelock seems to have a lot of volume. What do you use?

Nothing for volume! That’s just my mane!

I use a little bit of gel for hold, though.

Anonymous asked: What did the message you deleted say?

Nothing I feel like discussing, or else I wouldn’t have deleted it.

nobodysuspicious-blog asked: lyra bro if not the dark secrets tell me the saucy secrets bro

Okay.

Anonymous asked: lyra let me teach you all the sounds of love

How about the Sound of Music instead?

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carrotcake-replies replied to your post: How’s dealing with Anon been lately? Looks a bit stressful to me.
That’s good, wishing you good luck then seems a bit unnecessary then, so instead I’ll just tell you to keep up the good work and raise my nonexistant thumb.

Thank you! It’s always nice to hear from you! Hope you aren’t working too hard!

shhimsleeping-deactivated201112 asked: Do you take the morning train?

I take the midnight train.

carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: How's dealing with Anon been lately? Looks a bit stressful to me.

It’s alright.

Had to delete a message last night (you know who you are…), and youtube link I didn’t feel like posting.

Other than that, everything’s alright. I try not to let it get to me.

imlyingtoyou asked: cmon lyra bro dont be a dork cmon now i just want to help

What did you just say to me?

imlyingtoyou asked: Lyra bro i'm a pony and can't be trusted with your deepest darkest secrets

I’ll believe it.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra... please don't have an affair... and don't stab your eye....

Your concerns have been noted and will be reviewed in the near future.