Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Not a fan of peanut butter.
Grape jelly is where it’s at, yo!
Anonymous asked: How was your day, minty?
Better than most. Doesn’t look like I’ll have any work tomorrow though, and there’s no school for the rest of the week after that.
Anonymous asked: at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend
Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.
Anonymous asked: hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class
No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.
It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.
Anonymous asked: I'm cold too.
Oh…
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Oops…
Anonymous asked: why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?
Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.
flapperreturns asked: I'm cold...
I just left a blanket outside for you.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: And robbing the bank would be???
Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!
I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.
zggamarchive asked: Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D
That was pretty wild, yeah.
Anonymous asked: Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?
He’s said that he isn’t multiple times.
And why would you ask me over him anyway?
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...
That wouldn’t be very nice!
zggamarchive asked: Same, actually.
Fancy is hard to speak.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: What if Boscov wore a mask while you robbed banks? Or a fake mustache???
And uh… I just kind of realized he wouldn’t exactly be hard for the police to spot later…
I don’t think it’s his face that would be easy to recognize.
But, Boscov could like cover the door while you dart in and grab the dough! I mean, he looks totally intimidating! Think of the possibilities!
Maybe as a one-time thing. But I think ponies would catch on to Boscov’s kind nature a little too quickly to go on a spree.