Ask Lyra

Nov 20

ask-twi asked: You know; I've been thinking -- you've said, that you are extroverted person; Which can explain the different approaches to solve the problems. Mine is deeply analyzing problems on my own, while you strive for interaction. Two completely different approaches to resolving a problem. Diversity is awesome.

That’s entirely possible!

How clever of you!

Anonymous asked: You two have the potential of being the besk bank-robbing couple in Equestria.

No offense, but I think Boscov would slow me down.

Color me crazy, but I think Pinkie Pie would be a good candidate for bank-robbing partner. Need someone gifted in misdirection.

flapperreturns asked: how was your day mom?

It was alright.

I’m still not your mom, Flappy.

zggamarchive asked: "Salut?" Parlez vous français, Lyra?

Un peu. No where near enough to hold a conversation.

I just like that informal salutation.

flapperreturns asked: Yeah, I am flappy!

I know!

flapperreturns asked: Yes?

Salut! How are you, Flappy?

ask-twi asked: hi, Miss Lyra. Um.... Er... I see the anon is trying to troll you again?

Trying, yes.

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: How warm is Boscov?

Very.

I don’t know how he stands it in the summer. That’d drive me nuts!

Anonymous asked: What if he hurts you emotionally? Has he been hurting you emotionally!?

[Audible sigh]

No…

Would everypony just mind their own business?

theblackstrawberry asked: Well the anons should trying to stop ruining your relationship.

With you one hundred percent there.

Anonymous asked: But when the guy is overly-defensive in a relationship, it usually leads to abuse.

Unless the girl is a unicorn that, for all written purposes, possesses super strength.

Not that I believe for a second that Boscov would ever physically hurt me, no matter what I did.

Anonymous asked: Krastos is overly-defensive about you. That's not a good sign at all.

And I’m overly-defensive about Boscov. Works out pretty well, huh?

zggamarchive asked: Your forelock seems to have a lot of volume. What do you use?

Nothing for volume! That’s just my mane!

I use a little bit of gel for hold, though.

Anonymous asked: What did the message you deleted say?

Nothing I feel like discussing, or else I wouldn’t have deleted it.

nobodysuspicious-blog asked: lyra bro if not the dark secrets tell me the saucy secrets bro

Okay.