Anonymous asked: at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend
Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.
Anonymous asked: hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class
No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.
It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.
Anonymous asked: I'm cold too.
Oh…
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Oops…
Anonymous asked: why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?
Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.
flapperreturns asked: I'm cold...
I just left a blanket outside for you.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: And robbing the bank would be???
Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!
I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.
zggamarchive asked: Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D
That was pretty wild, yeah.
Anonymous asked: Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?
He’s said that he isn’t multiple times.
And why would you ask me over him anyway?
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...
That wouldn’t be very nice!
zggamarchive asked: Same, actually.
Fancy is hard to speak.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: What if Boscov wore a mask while you robbed banks? Or a fake mustache???
And uh… I just kind of realized he wouldn’t exactly be hard for the police to spot later…
I don’t think it’s his face that would be easy to recognize.
But, Boscov could like cover the door while you dart in and grab the dough! I mean, he looks totally intimidating! Think of the possibilities!
Maybe as a one-time thing. But I think ponies would catch on to Boscov’s kind nature a little too quickly to go on a spree.
theblackstrawberry asked: How was your day?
It was alright. Got to play Skyrim and I did a somewhat simple recording. Going to upload it here in a minute.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
I think it’s safe to say everypony has at some point.