Ask Lyra

Nov 21

theblackstrawberry asked: probably not... I can assume what the answer is most likely, but probably not.

You have to be brave if you want to hear the honest answer, Strawberry.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, do you ever get tired of me hugging you?

Do you want an honest answer to that?

Anonymous asked: can i fill buckets with you

Dare I ask with that?

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This makes me feel happy inside.

Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Not a fan of peanut butter.

Grape jelly is where it’s at, yo!

Anonymous asked: How was your day, minty?

Better than most. Doesn’t look like I’ll have any work tomorrow though, and there’s no school for the rest of the week after that.

Anonymous asked: at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend

Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.

Anonymous asked: hello this is the professor of sex at ponyville university and i was wondering if you could demonstrate how to have sex with a bear to my class

No, but I could walk into your classroom and scrap my hoof across the blackboard until you go deaf.

It’ll go nicely with the dumb you evidently already have.

Anonymous asked: I'm cold too.

Oh…

Oops…

Anonymous asked: why aren't you with your true love bon-bon?

Mostly because I’m not a lesbian.

flapperreturns asked: I'm cold...

I just left a blanket outside for you.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: And robbing the bank would be???

Hey! I take responsibility for my actions!

I’d probably just rob the bank myself anyway.

zggamarchive asked: Not when it's part of your cutie pox! :D

That was pretty wild, yeah.

Anonymous asked: Isn't Krastos going to hibernate in the winter?

He’s said that he isn’t multiple times.

And why would you ask me over him anyway?

Nov 20

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Well, you could always frame the bear that Fluttershy was beating up before...

That wouldn’t be very nice!