theblackstrawberry asked: I love you too...
I know you do, Strawberry.
And I love you too, in a family sort of way. But that’s not the love I usually think of when somepony is talking about love.
flapperreturns asked: I love you.
Uh… Thank you?
It’s nice to see you around again, but I don’t think you know me well enough to say that.
Anonymous asked: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Surprise makes a very convincing argument. I might have to change my answer…
Anonymous asked: i accidentally ate a very expensive diamond and pooped it out at a pubilc restroom and i need to get it back so i need a turd burglar and you seem as though you would know where to find one
Sounds to me like you need to get in contact with your local water treatment facility.
That or a time machine.
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That loaf is just floating in a public bathroom somewhere, isn’t it?
Anonymous asked: do you know where i can find any turd burglars at this time of night?
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Am I missing something?
Anonymous asked: I really don't know. With you, somepony would just get hooved to death. Sure, they would get broken bones and all, but it's just blunt pain. The bear has paws and claws though, so he could rip limbs off, or dig into their spine using his claws. He could also eat them.
I’ve heard that when you’re decapitated the head lives on for a few seconds before you die.
Think about how much time slows down when you’re terrified; how long a few seconds can be stretched out.
But we’re getting ahead of ourselves. I wouldn’t kill anypony just for hurting Sweetie Belle. I imagine disciplinary action would be enough.
theblackstrawberry asked: im going to roll the dice and say yes, i want to hear the answer. here is my assumption: you like the hugs, but sometimes it's too much.
Of course I never get tired of the hugs!
They just last a little too long.
Anonymous asked: Let's say a pony did something to intentionally harm Sweetie Belle. Who should they be more worry about coming after them? The raging 600 pound bear or the raging unicorn with amplification magic?
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.
theblackstrawberry asked: probably not... I can assume what the answer is most likely, but probably not.
You have to be brave if you want to hear the honest answer, Strawberry.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, do you ever get tired of me hugging you?
Do you want an honest answer to that?
Anonymous asked: can i fill buckets with you
Dare I ask with that?
This makes me feel happy inside.
Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Not a fan of peanut butter.
Grape jelly is where it’s at, yo!
Anonymous asked: How was your day, minty?
Better than most. Doesn’t look like I’ll have any work tomorrow though, and there’s no school for the rest of the week after that.
Anonymous asked: at least i wouldn't be missing an eye like your pirate bearfriend
Keep trotting down this avenue and you will be missing more than an eye.