Anonymous asked: what is it like to date a pimp?
Where do you even think up these questions?
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra, if you need any help preparing for Thanksgiving, just let me know. I would be more than happy to help.
Bon-Bon says she’s got most of it covered. Plus Tootsie and Sweetie’s parents.
You could bring some sweet potato casserole. I mean, we already have some, but I can never get enough of that stuff!
Anonymous asked: CYOA: Ask Fake Namy if he has any better ideas.
You rear up, put your fore-hooves on your hips and ask if Fakerton has any better ideas. She looks confused. You clarify by asking if she has any past experiences that would give her more knowledge on the subject than you. She shakes her head “no”, taken aback by your sudden mood shift.
Princess doesn’t seem interested in this minor tiff and continues on behind the divide and out of sight.
theblackstrawberry asked: um... what are you doing? If you don't stop yelling nonsense, I'm going to have to put a basket on your head...
Ha ha!
Actually, I like the sprint power. Reminds me of the Megamare X series!
((Wrong picture?))
Yes it was. Thank you for noticing! It’s fixed now.
theblackstrawberry asked: You've been playing Skyrim for a while... you might develop an addiction...
I don’t know what you’re-
Fush Row DAH!
Thank you!
If you really think my music is fantastic, how about a few more listens on this one?
Seriously. It took like twelve hours on my end alone. Forty plays? That’s a little depressing.
If you didn’t like it, let me know.
Anonymous asked: EYE EYE EYE EYE DO DO DODO DO DO DODO EYE EYE EYE EYE DO DO DODO DO DO DODO
Shoo be doo be doo~!
pegasuslyra-blog asked: It was supposed to be a table, but okay.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, what are you up to today?
Just playing Skyrim again.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Hey, Lyra! Do you know if bears dream? I bet that would make a excellent ingredient in the baking!
I imagine so, but bear dreams don’t possess any physical properties for use in cooking.
Anonymous asked: do you love boscov? if not can i make him into a furcoat?
You may not.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: CYOA : Break all the chairs then start a bonfire with them!
You stop at one of the chairs, fully intent upon smashing it for firewood and, reflecting on the knife musing from earlier, possibly a blunt weapon to use if need be. However, upon closer inspection you realize the chairs are all made of metal. Steel to be specific. The cushions are gone, likely removed long ago or stolen. You find the welding to be pretty high quality too. You also notice that the screws holding the back and sides together are made of a different material. Easily mistaken at this size for oxidized copper, the screws are actually made of jade. Incredibly significant because the use of jade as a building material is a feature found exclusively in Griffonian culture.
You quickly trot up to one of the shelves and notice the same thing! By this point you’ve drew the attention of the other two ponies, who stand by an opening into a backroom. You relay your findings to the pair. The “Princess” seems genuinely impressed! Fake Namy doesn’t appear to know whether or not to believe you.
You decide not to use your real name and introduce yourself as Lyra while trotting to catch up. It would have been clever, but the pegasus introduced herself as Fake Namy and the unicorn as Princess Celestia. Lot of good that did.
You ask if they have any food, and they both say no. The pegasus just flew up here in a matter of an hour, so didn’t bother. On the other hoof, the unicorn has been here since yesterday and already ate all of hers.
Not that you were actually planning on poisoning them, but useful to know considering that makes you the only one with any food left.
Thanks for the heads up! Consider it fixed!
Also, I’m glad you enjoy it!