Ask Lyra

Nov 23

Anonymous asked: is the reason youre dating boscov is because you have a fat fetish?

Boscov isn’t fat!

Anonymous asked: Truly you are the wisest pony of them all.

You can’t see it, but I’m putting my hooves together and bowing low.

Anonymous asked: Ooh! Ooh! Can you play the main theme from Deus Ex?

I would say no…

But I found this channel on Youhoof…

Hee hee hee…

[Clear Throat]

It’ll be a bit, though.

Anonymous asked: You may have been asked this before, but what is your outlook towards life? If it's positive, how would you go about teaching others to look more positively? If not, why?

There is no meaning to life.

There are no consequences for our actions beyond this plane. No reason to care about what happens to our world after we pass, or about the feelings of anyone around us at all.

But that’s what gives us a reason to be kind and considerate ponies. There’s no reason to gain incredible wealth or power when it serves no purpose once we’re gone. All the money in Equestria might give you a few extra years to your name, but that will never compare to decades of friendship and caring that you can give and receive.

We strive to make the world a better place for those that follow for absolutely no reason whatsoever. We’ll never see the fruits of our labors, or the smiles our actions bring. But even in a world where there is no right and wrong, it’s just the right thing to do.

Anonymous asked: Lyra! Lyra! Do you know how to play the Goddess Song from Skyward Sword?

That game only just came out. I can’t find sheet music for it yet.

theblackstrawberry asked: I was talking to Seapony Lyra, and I figured out why Lyra pony is best pony. It's cause I always hug every Lyra, and they are friends. They always help and are just great friends.

Could be! We do seem to be pretty good-natured ponies.

Anonymous asked: what is it like to date a pimp?

Where do you even think up these questions?

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra, if you need any help preparing for Thanksgiving, just let me know. I would be more than happy to help.

Bon-Bon says she’s got most of it covered. Plus Tootsie and Sweetie’s parents.

You could bring some sweet potato casserole. I mean, we already have some, but I can never get enough of that stuff!

Anonymous asked: CYOA: Ask Fake Namy if he has any better ideas.

You rear up, put your fore-hooves on your hips and ask if Fakerton has any better ideas. She looks confused. You clarify by asking if she has any past experiences that would give her more knowledge on the subject than you. She shakes her head “no”, taken aback by your sudden mood shift.

Princess doesn’t seem interested in this minor tiff and continues on behind the divide and out of sight.

theblackstrawberry asked: um... what are you doing? If you don't stop yelling nonsense, I'm going to have to put a basket on your head...

Ha ha!

Actually, I like the sprint power. Reminds me of the Megamare X series!

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anon-pony replied to your photo: Thank you! If you really think my music is…
((Wrong picture?))

Yes it was. Thank you for noticing! It’s fixed now.

theblackstrawberry asked: You've been playing Skyrim for a while... you might develop an addiction...

I don’t know what you’re-

Fush Row DAH!

Thank you!
If you really think my music is fantastic, how about a few more listens on this one?
Seriously. It took like twelve hours on my end alone. Forty plays? That’s a little depressing.
If you didn’t like it, let me know.

Thank you!

If you really think my music is fantastic, how about a few more listens on this one?

Seriously. It took like twelve hours on my end alone. Forty plays? That’s a little depressing.

If you didn’t like it, let me know.

Anonymous asked: EYE EYE EYE EYE DO DO DODO DO DO DODO EYE EYE EYE EYE DO DO DODO DO DO DODO

Shoo be doo be doo~!