Ask Lyra

Nov 24

Anonymous asked: Since you are reluctant to answering. It must mean you do. Interspecie relationships are so weird

I’m sorry you feel that way.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: How do you know that you can't get pregnant from Boscov?

Because that’s now how biology works.

paemerbiksem asked: hello seapony!

Wrong number.

Anonymous asked: Can you dump the bear please?

No.

theblackstrawberry asked: haha, don't worry I'm not eating much still.

Okay!

But I’ll be watching you… I’m watching everypony that gets near that side-dish…

Anonymous asked: You did tell, but spare me the truth?

I don’t want to upset anypony.

And my page isn’t really about my relationship with Boscov. That’s meant to be personal.

Anonymous asked: Could you possibly get pregnant?

I wouldn’t know for certain.

Could I get pregnant from Boscov? No.

ask-miss-cynthia-shy-blog asked: I w-was looking at my dash, and somepony said you were in a-a relationship with a bear, what is this about?~

I’m in a relationship with a bear.

I have been for a few months now.

theblackstrawberry asked: OH MY GOSH! Sure I'll drink a little bit but I won't eat much. I hate to impose on you especially during a holiday.

Like we’ll be able to eat it all.

Grab a plate!

But watch the sweet potato casserole… You get one serving. Understand?

ONE.

I only get to eat this once a year. I’m getting my fill of it.

Anonymous asked: Please tell me your relationship with the bear does not involve any sort of copulation. Just companionship and love.

Okay. I’ll tell you that.

theblackstrawberry asked: Nah... I have to save hunger for tonight's dinner!

We eat Thanksgiving dinner early! We’re sitting down to eat right now!

Anonymous asked: No because you should have ended up with Bon Bon

At this point I don’t think Bon-Bon would even give me a chance if I wanted to try it.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Lyra, you are dating a bear? Did you ever considered shaving him then wearing his fur as a coat?

I have not. No.

Boscov is here right now, though.

theblackstrawberry asked: one more hug for Lyra~

Thanks! You can stay for a bit and grab something to eat if you want.

Anonymous asked: Actually, bears have a bone called the baculum which (Insert description and purpose of the baculum here) so although 'things' are different with a bear, I imagine Boscov and Lyra are both more than satisfied.

U~gh… I can’t believe I’m posting this…

Can we move on? Please?