Ask Lyra

Nov 24

Anonymous asked: No because you should have ended up with Bon Bon

At this point I don’t think Bon-Bon would even give me a chance if I wanted to try it.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Lyra, you are dating a bear? Did you ever considered shaving him then wearing his fur as a coat?

I have not. No.

Boscov is here right now, though.

theblackstrawberry asked: one more hug for Lyra~

Thanks! You can stay for a bit and grab something to eat if you want.

Anonymous asked: Actually, bears have a bone called the baculum which (Insert description and purpose of the baculum here) so although 'things' are different with a bear, I imagine Boscov and Lyra are both more than satisfied.

U~gh… I can’t believe I’m posting this…

Can we move on? Please?

Anonymous asked: A bear seriously?

Uh huh.

Anonymous asked: with ten extra dollars i could buy another 2 games(assuming the sales keep doing the 75% off thing). you are a smart pony miss lyra.

I know a thing or two about stretching out cash.

imlyingtoyou asked: So... he's below average?

Relationships aren’t measured by ordinal values.

Anonymous asked: woo, so many games are on sale and you seem to know about games, is fallout new vegas + all the dlc worth $15? or should i settle on just fallout new vegas for $5

I never played New Vegas. I stopped at Fallout 3 and was going to wait until all the DLC came out for NV, but… then Deus Ex 3 came out…

I remember the DLC for Fallout 3. Putting it all together it was about the length of a second game. So if you like open-world games, yeah it’s probably worth fifteen human dollars at least.

On the other hoof, what would you do with those ten dollars if you didn’t get all the DLC?

imlyingtoyou asked: Does that bear know how to press all of the right buttons?

Romantic relationships aren’t about one hundred percent compatibility.

Boscov is a nice bear. I enjoy being around him and he makes me happy.

garyyo asked: level 44?????!?!?!? [omitted] thats a lot, i thought i played a lot but im only level 25

Well, I level up a lot of skills, which gives me a lot of xp.

I have Alteration, Restoration, Heavy Armor, Blocking, Smithing, Enchanting, Sneaking, Lockpicking, Pickpocketing, and Illusion all above 50 and those are just the ones I can remember off-hoof.

Also, Blocking is maxed and Sneaking, Enchanting, Smithing, and Heavy Armor are all pretty far up there.

Anonymous asked: I feel ashamed to be anon at times due to anons like the one with poor grammar.

Choice is always yours to make.

Even if you’re not allowed to make an account for whatever reason, it’s up to you to follow such an inane rule. I mean, you’re already on the site, what difference does it make at this point?

imlyingtoyou asked: Hey Lara would you sing to me the song of your people?

I’m going to pretend this is a favorite song message.

How about Jimi Hendrix’s performance of All Along the Watchtower?

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: They only follow me because i follow them.
And who's going to go "Oh, Boo hoo hoo! You aren't cursing so now i'm going to unfollow you!"
Also, followers don't really matter. I'm on tumblr for FUN! :)

I don’t pretend to understand why ponies follow.

But I hope this change is a success for you!

If for whatever reason it isn’t, don’t feel bad about reverting. It’s better than quitting.

Anonymous asked: im sexy awesome cool funny sexy groovy radical sexy handsome rocking and sexy. bears smell bad and are stupid

I approve of your use of the words groovy and radical.

Nothing else of value from this message, though.

theblackstrawberry asked: *gives Lyra a hug* Lyra... thanks for being my amazing friend.

Back atcha, Strawberry.