Ask Lyra

Nov 24

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Well could biology, per say, be affected by magic? I'd stay away from unicorn anons if I was you.

Your concern is noted, but unnecessary.

Oh, looks like you changed your avatar to a picture without the Nightmare Night unicorn horn.

Anonymous asked: Do your parents know about the bear

Always pleasant to be reminded that you have no parents on Thanksgiving, while surrounded by the parents of others.

paemerbiksem asked: nope

.avi

ask-miss-cynthia-shy-blog asked: ...I'm t-thinking that anon is someone I-I know...., Bon Bon maybe?~

Nah.

Bon-Bon doesn’t really care.

Anonymous asked: Since you are reluctant to answering. It must mean you do. Interspecie relationships are so weird

I’m sorry you feel that way.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: How do you know that you can't get pregnant from Boscov?

Because that’s now how biology works.

paemerbiksem asked: hello seapony!

Wrong number.

Anonymous asked: Can you dump the bear please?

No.

theblackstrawberry asked: haha, don't worry I'm not eating much still.

Okay!

But I’ll be watching you… I’m watching everypony that gets near that side-dish…

Anonymous asked: You did tell, but spare me the truth?

I don’t want to upset anypony.

And my page isn’t really about my relationship with Boscov. That’s meant to be personal.

Anonymous asked: Could you possibly get pregnant?

I wouldn’t know for certain.

Could I get pregnant from Boscov? No.

ask-miss-cynthia-shy-blog asked: I w-was looking at my dash, and somepony said you were in a-a relationship with a bear, what is this about?~

I’m in a relationship with a bear.

I have been for a few months now.

theblackstrawberry asked: OH MY GOSH! Sure I'll drink a little bit but I won't eat much. I hate to impose on you especially during a holiday.

Like we’ll be able to eat it all.

Grab a plate!

But watch the sweet potato casserole… You get one serving. Understand?

ONE.

I only get to eat this once a year. I’m getting my fill of it.

Anonymous asked: Please tell me your relationship with the bear does not involve any sort of copulation. Just companionship and love.

Okay. I’ll tell you that.

theblackstrawberry asked: Nah... I have to save hunger for tonight's dinner!

We eat Thanksgiving dinner early! We’re sitting down to eat right now!