Ask Lyra

Nov 26

Anonymous asked: explain to namy and the princess that you are somewhat mentally unstable, and you are suspecting that you may have multiple personality syndrome. its usually harmless but there was that one time when you were picking locks...

In an effort to ease worry about any future shenanigans you play, you explain that you’re a little unstable and may have Multiple Personality Syndrome. This draws some sad expressions from the pair, so you try to reassure them that it’s mostly harmless. You decide to leave out the part about the locks. They can’t know about the locks…

The armory itself has another stairway leading further down. Heading down there is the only obvious choice you can think of for what to do next. At least, for the moment.

Anonymous asked: Inform your comrades that you are going crazy due to salt deprivation. Grab the Clawed Griffin Gauntlet and inform them that one of the goals is to take over a salt lake.

You hold your hoof to your head and stumble a little to really milk the crowd. Then you relay your clever ruse and choose your weapon, the Clawed Griffon Gauntlet. Your range will be shorter then with the other choices, but that short range should provide you with more control. You’ll have to walk on three hooves while it’s equip, meaning you’ll move a little slower. But you should be better able to navigate through narrow passages than with the Spear or Staff. Plus, you’ll be able to block with it and still strike with your other hoof. Everything is a give and take.

Once you speak it, your two companions seem confused by your added objective, but agree to it. After all, who are they to argue? You don’t exactly have any reason to be helping them in the first place.

Nov 25

Anonymous asked: Your time has come! Select a fate card! One of them is certain death!

You stand, seemingly enraged and point to each of the two in turn while making your devious proclamation.

They both look at one another, then around the room presumably for any cards. But, finding none, they settle for questioning what in Equestria you’re talking about.

Anonymous asked: Hand me that object.

You sit on your haunches, cross your forelegs, close your eyes, and speak your command with a powerful presence.

When you’re answered with silence, you open one eye slightly to find Princess and Namy staring at you awkwardly.

askbasilthedragon asked: If it is any consolation, Lyra. My mate and I went a similar experience when finally speaking with Rarity's life-givers. It took a full day of me speaking with them for them to become at least somewhat agreeable towards me. Oh also, even though we do not see eye to eye often, I appreciated the hospitality of the meal yesterday.

It really isn’t. I don’t care what anypony thinks. But the reason I don’t post much about Tootsie isn’t because I don’t love her too. It’s because I’m not really allowed to interact with her. She’s a sweet filly and I wish I could spend more time with her. But Tootsie’s Mom sees me as some kind of drain on society; incapable of getting a real job. Whether that’s true or not, she doesn’t want me messing up Tootsie’s life too.

I just thought maybe, since we were all celebrating together, she’s see that I’m just a normal mare like anypony else. I don’t know which I’m upset about more. The fact that she always referred to Boscov as “Mister Bear” or that she made some comment implying that I’m only dating Boscov because he’s successful. Nevermind that she kept “accidentally” miscounting things and forgetting he was there.

It’s just frustrating…

And whether we get along or not is irrelevant. As long as you’re with Rarity, you’re a part of Sweetie Belle’s family and deserve the same level of respect I give to them.

shhimsleeping-deactivated201112 asked: I'm so sorry to hear about your situation, Lyra. Don't lose hope though..

Thanks, Snoozy.

It’s just a miserable situation on top of a miserable situation. Nothing I can’t live through.

Anonymous asked: Maybe it was the dragon bothering them, and not the bear.

They were acting that way before Basil ever showed up.

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: -Hugs- Sorry t' hear that Miss Lyra. Maybe it's cause you teached TOO good for them c:

Thanks, little Applebloom. That made me smile, at least.

What a horrible Thanksgiving!

I just got a letter in the mail saying I’m not allowed to substitute at one of the primary schools anymore. The letter didn’t even say what for.

I don’t even know what I did wrong! Everything seemed to have gone fine! I mean, I accidentally left with one of the nametags, but couldn’t they have just contacted me about it if that was all?

[Omitted] A… Hearth’s Warming better not end up this bad…

Anonymous asked: Did they know Boscov is a glue maker? If they did, that probably didn't help any.

Actually, that helped with Tootsie’s Dad. They talked about chemistry and possibly a contract with this business, but I don’t think it’ll go anywhere.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm sorry I didn't get to talk to him, he seems interesting.... Thank you for letting me eat a bit and hang out with you!

It’s always nice having you over, when you aren’t hugging me for twenty minutes.

Or hugging me every thirty seconds.

asksexytwist-blog asked: BonBon has a candy cutie mark, what is her flavor?

I… Beg your pardon…?

theblackstrawberry asked: I think this was the first time I met Krastos ever. I was surprised by how tall he is, but I'm just glad he's gentle and makes you happy.... I'm sorry I took a little and left.

It was fine, I didn’t expect you to say long. You had other plans, I’m sure. It was nice of you to come!

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: Lylylylylylylylylylyyyra~ How was your day?
:( Poor guy… the stereotypes about bears really are so unfair to him…. I would have thought they would have realized he was a good guy after sitting through dinner with him :/

I can’t blame somepony for being afraid. You can’t control fear, so I can’t find any fault in Sweetie’s parents.

I just wish it wasn’t so…

Nov 24

Anonymous asked: Lylylylylylylylylylyyyra~ How was your day?

Certainly could have been better…

I didn’t want to say anything at the time, on the off chance Boscov didn’t notice. Sweetie’s parents didn’t exactly seem fond of him being there. They acted all afraid of him…

And Tootsie’s Mom just seemed annoyed. Like he…

Like he didn’t belong…

It’s not fair… It’s not fair to Krastos and it’s not fair to me. Why does everypony look at him funny? [Sniff] Tootsie’s Dad was the only one that seemed okay around him.

I just…

Happy Thanksgiving, everypony. Have a good night.