theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, do you have time for a hug?
Hug me when I’m awake again later today. Was out this morning helping Bon-Bon with yard work and I didn’t get enough sleep.
barontristan asked: It's a little bit late, but if you're going to be a leech on society, you are the awesomest leech society could have.
barontristan asked: Have you ever pranked anyone?
Certainly, plenty of times.
Not so much anymore, though. It always turns into a back and forth and I invariably escalate things too far.
Anonymous asked: SO ANYWAY MARK HOW'S YOUR SEX LIFE?
You’re just a chicken.
Ah-cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!
A few minutes pass and Namy abruptly lands in front of the two of you and back under the awning. After shaking the snow off, she pulls out a piece of paper to show the both of you. She says she’s sorry it’s not very good, she tried her best but the cold was starting to get to her.
It looks like a map of the area. The three of you are in the northwestern corner. Namy says the small boxes are the destroyed buildings. She couldn’t be sure what the other three were.
Surely there’s some locks to try picking out there somewhere.
You leap to Princess and start spouting all manner of mysticism-fearing sentiments. Going so far as grabbing her horn and swatting at the light, though without striking her. Enraged, she shoves you off of her. Evidently walking down the dark corridor is serious time. You’re always the last pony to find out these things.
Princess begins to slowly lead, having taken your nonsense to mean you aren’t going to help. But you decide better and head on in front. You glance back a few times to make sure Princess and Namy are still behind you, and the pace is much quicker this way.
You begin to softly hum a little tune, though you can’t remember where you first heard it. Princess and Namy recognize it, but they can’t remember it’s origin either. The three of you spend the next minute or so humming various tunes, some you recognize and some you don’t. For the first time, the three of you seem to all be getting along.
As you near the stairway, you start to wish you had brought the spear along. It’s not that you couldn’t have carried all of the weapons and then some; they certainly weren’t that heavy. But this isn’t a video game and the actual act of carrying them would have proven difficult. You already have a bow slung over your back, a quiver with twenty arrows on your side, your saddlebags with a little food, and the clawed gauntlet on your right forehoof. The staff and spear are still back in the armory, if you ever need them.
The stairs emerge into what amounts to little more than a stone awning; much smaller than the hall you first entered. Pillars support the roof, but there are no walls. From here you see snow on the ground, and more falling from the sky. It’s certainly much colder out here than where you entered! In the distance are a few structures, but some of them look destroyed.
Stepping toward the edge of the roof and looking up reveals this area to be a boxed canyon. The cliff sides go up quite a ways, and even curve slightly inward. The cloud producing the snow is actually resting inside the crown, obscuring the sky.
Namy sounds perplexed. She says she’s flown over and around every inch of this mountain a thousand times and never seen an opening like this. Before anything else can be said, she puts her knives away and takes to the skies.
She disappears from view.
Anonymous asked: Go down the stairway cautiously.
You follow behind Princess, which seems to be turning into a pattern. You’re still getting used to walking on three hooves because of the gauntlet, but it isn’t so bad. Much easier if you brace yourself against a wall while moving.
At the bottom of the stairs is what appears to be a long hallway. You see a faint light coming from another set of stairs leading back upward at the end, but in between it’s too dark to see. Namy’s sense of direction is telling her that you’re heading further into the mountain. It’s a little warmer here than it was outside and in the hall, but not as warm as the armory was.
Princess activates a minor light spell, but seems reluctant to lead.
Hug time!
Look here, are three little ponies!
Hugging laptops for this crowd!
Where’s their webcam? Why’re you asking?
They’re gonna troll AB into the gro~und!
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ask-reddelicious submitted:
Why’re some ponies angry bout ya datin Krastos? If ya make eachother happy, then it’s great!
I dunno, dude. Guy’s a saint among sinners. Maybe they’re just jealous of Boscov.
Here’s a song in reply to your meme.
Only slightly related.
Anonymous asked: You're dating a bear!? Are you seriously that desperate?!
You’re posting anonymously? Are you seriously that afraid of a teal-colored pony?
Anonymous asked: What was your job for Winter wrap up? And what are you going to be doing this year?
On was on the animal team. You know wake up animals, fix up homes, that sort of thing.
Probably will be doing the same thing again, yeah.
Anonymous asked: I don't know about you, or anyone else, but I see life in colors. Maybe I'm a freakish mutant with horrible vision, though.
Now I can’t stop wondering if Diamond Dogs can see in color…
Anonymous asked: Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn’t matter how much white you try and put back in, you’re never gonna get anything but gray.
Such is life.
But really, would a black or white life be worth living?