Ask Lyra

Nov 28

Anonymous asked: You should eat at Peter's House of Yum.

Any particular reason for this unsolicited endorsement?

Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about getting a piercing?

Not more than a few seconds, no.

Things aren’t as bad now as they used to be, but it’s very much based on location. Canterlot has always had upper and lower ends.

Things aren’t as bad now as they used to be, but it’s very much based on location. Canterlot has always had upper and lower ends.

Anonymous asked: What if it turned out that your mother was a high-class Canterlot socialite, and you're actually the result of her getting raped, and she was forced by her family to abandon you or else they would've killed both you and her?

Than I’d have rather she had the courage to either abort or kill me than abandon me.

But thanks. I’d never had the misfortune of thinking up that scenario on my own.

Anonymous asked: I'd like a cheese pizza and a large soda.

That’ll be two bits; please drive around.

Anonymous asked: You like your buildings like you like your colts: boxy.

Yes, I can’t draw.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Meh. Maybe I'm just reading too many conspiracy theories. Did you know that aliens made the pyramids and the government invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?

The threat of dinosaurs doesn’t seem to stop that doctor fellow from jumping through time.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Now, just because Anons don't seem scary doesn't mean they aren't powerful. Their power comes from their anonymity. They can be ANYPONY. At all. They could be a friend or relative or even an enemy!

That might be new to you, but not to me. I take steps to protect myself.

queenfrau asked: Well, I guess we need to talk more then, hehe.

The less experiments the better.

queenfrau asked: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

I don’t think we’ve spoke since then.

Anonymous asked: I think Boscov isn't telling the whole truth when he says he's forgotten how he lost his eye. Have you ever talked to him about it?

Just because we’re a couple doesn’t mean every little fact about our lives is up for discussion.

It’s his business; I’m not going to pry. If he wants to share anything with me, he knows I’m right here.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: And anons?

Pfft.

queenfrau asked: Hey there, Lyra! Long time no see, how are you?

Didn’t you use to be a human?

pegasuslyra-blog asked: That question was for you, Lyra. But seriously, nothing physical scares you? What about nuclear weapons? Dragons? Anons?

I said people and places don’t scare me. Nuclear weapons are neither living creatures or a place, and the object itself is only scary due to the situation it presents from its use.

But no, I’m not afraid of a dragon or anything else. When you’ve stared into the abyss long enough, you stop caring what stares back.

By the way

I am working on another recording. It’s just taking a while.

S-Skyrim…