krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Would you and Sweetie like to come over for dinner?
Certainly!
…
Actually we’ve already ate. We could just come over, though!
Anonymous asked: You have had sex with Boscov, correct? And how many others have you done it with?
Yes, I’ve had intercourse with Boscov. I don’t really feel like answering that second part.
Most of the time it wasn’t really my decision. It was just part of an agreement that would also involve stealing, all so I wouldn’t be killed or sold into slavery.
Or worse.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra, do you have any plans for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don’t! I’ve been meaning to ask you all week if you wanted to do something.
Sorry I’ve been spending so much time playing that video game.
ask-phoenix-and-family asked: Mind if I stay with you to keep you company?
Kind of.
I don’t know you, and I don’t just let anypony into my house because they asked nicely.
Sorry.
ask-phoenix-and-family asked: How are you doing this afternoon Lyra?
Took something for my ankle. I feel alright. Might take a nap. Sweetie already is and I just woke up Bon-Bon so she can get ready for that Garden Party.
Seems like a lazy afternoon.
ffffhx asked: DUN DUN DUNNN..
Dramatic reverb.
theblackstrawberry asked: Please depend on me if you need any help! I would very much like it if I could help you...
Noted, but not necessary.
Thanks, though!
theblackstrawberry asked: My Lyra senses were tingling, so I came to check up on you. That and you made a PSA about a twisted ankle... How is it?
It’s not bad. Shouldn’t stop me from working next week.
Ugh. That’s annoying to say the least. And yeah, you should rest. And give a doc a visit ASAP.
Thanks for the well wishes.
Bon-Bon and I made a compromise. She’d go to the Canterlot Garden Party tonight in my place, and in exchange she’d let me vacuum the house.
Wish her well if you wind up at the party!
I’m not going to the hospital over a twisted ankle, though.
Ouch.. hope you recover quickly? ^^”
Thanks. It’s not terrible, but Bon-Bon’s making me rest it.
I was helping Bon-Bon bring in some decorations for Hearth’s Warming and I twisted my ankle.
[omitted] A, I swear.
theblackstrawberry asked: how are you feeling?
I’m alright.
That race I went to yesterday was a little weird, they were just handing out hats to anypony that wasn’t wearing one.
I’d never been to a ship launching, either.
Anonymous asked: I flat out hate the rich.
It’s difficult to not be quite that judgmental.
Besides, there are both poor and middle class ponies that can be just as prickish.
Anonymous asked: Recently I learned about the type of ponies who live in Canterlot. You have gained infinite respect from me for having been surrounded by a bunch of boring, dull, and prude ponies who all probably looked down on you. I would've probably broken down or something, but you didn't.
Stuck-up whistle-blowers… They were just as hazardous as the vile creatures I had to work for.
Bless their little hearts. And I do mean little.
Have I mentioned that I don’t care for the rich?
Anonymous asked: Splendid idea! Do you know where I can find any recovering alcoholics?
Canterlot.
Upper-crust drinks wine like it’s water over there.