At first I thought it was just some big ol’ troll and I was playing along with it for laughs. I guess by the time I realized it wasn’t a joke, the notion was strong enough in my mind to not be completely put off by it.
Still, it’s a little weird if you think about it for too long.
I’m never sure if I’m talking to a pony or a fan of ponies anymore, so I don’t use it as often.
I eventually found the song. Knowing the chorus would have helped!
Anonymous asked: azzip
Arizona Zoning Improvement Plan?
What’s an Arizona?
Anonymous asked: what does it mean when a bed smell like brunt carrots?
Do smashed carrots have a specific smell I’m not aware of, or are they carrots with a great burden?
I couldn’t tell you, brony.
Anonymous asked: *sets boscov's house on fire with him, you, and sweetie in it*
Well, you got one part right. Sweetie and I are spending the night here.
With Bon-Bon spending the night in Canterlot, it just made sense.
Anonymous asked: waaaaaaaa, segregation, yeah. Sabba doo Baghdad
I got segregation out of that.
Not a fan, but sometimes it’s necessary. In public school foals are segregated by species at some point to learn about their specific racial differences.
Unicorn about magic.
Pegasus about flying.
Earth ponies about nature, and advanced physical education.
In college, you can take classes on the other subjects as a humanities credit. Kind of weird if you’re a Unicorn or a Pegasus getting a humanities credit for P.E.
I’ve been looking on my manedroid, maybe somepony can help me.
I heard Rarity singing some song yesterday and it’s stuck in my head. It went something like:
“At home at the opera, on a fancy yacht.
Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot.
I’m the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe, yeah!”
Can anypony help? This thing is an earwig and it won’t leave me alone!
Anonymous asked: I didn't mean to sound that stupid, sorry. What I meant was something like this: Is hugging Boscov like hugging something incredibly soft and warm but with a skeleton in it?
If you’re earnest, you still did a pretty poor job of not sounding like a troll.
If you want to remove all intimacy, it’s like being hugged with a plush blanket between you and the hugger. But it means more than that to me.
Anonymous asked: Is hugging Boscov like hugging a very nice big blanket with a skeleton in it?
I haven’t heard anything from the CDC about a sudden outbreak of stupid, so there’s no excuse for these idiotic questions I’ve been getting lately.
Go brain until you have the smart.
theblackstrawberry asked: Can I hug Sweetie Belle?
That’s not up to me. That’s up to Sweetie Belle.
Boscov can hug Sweetie Belle. He did as soon as we arrived.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: That works just as well.
Okay!
I thought he was asking about tomorrow night
I could do that too!
Skyward Sword Goddess Song sheet music -
Anonymous (example@yahoo.com) submitted:
I found this for you :D
This was kinda hard to read without the measure bars. And I don’t know how to tell you this, but after trying to play it… It’s just wrong.
I noticed something was off, so I listened to the actual piece. The notes seem to be in the right place, but their duration is just wrong. Plus, it lacks the introduction.
I’m still in favor of doing this piece, but I can’t do it with this sheet.
Sorry.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Would you and Sweetie like to come over for dinner?
Certainly!
…
Actually we’ve already ate. We could just come over, though!
Anonymous asked: You have had sex with Boscov, correct? And how many others have you done it with?
Yes, I’ve had intercourse with Boscov. I don’t really feel like answering that second part.
Most of the time it wasn’t really my decision. It was just part of an agreement that would also involve stealing, all so I wouldn’t be killed or sold into slavery.
Or worse.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra, do you have any plans for tonight or tomorrow night?
I don’t! I’ve been meaning to ask you all week if you wanted to do something.
Sorry I’ve been spending so much time playing that video game.
