Anonymous asked: Lyra, please, relax. He's just pulling your hoof.. sick joke..
Yeah… Yeah I guess so.
I mean, there’s still so much to talk about.
Anonymous asked: But didn't you see a wedding ring he plans to give you?
W… What?
No. No! I-I hadn’t-
Is… Is he…?
Anonymous asked: if the bear marries you we will lynch him
Noted.
It’s not as though I intend to get married anytime soon anyway. We haven’t even been together for half a year. We have yet to even have a fight! So cool your racist jets.
Bigot.
Edit: I do love him, though. So suck on that.
Wouldn’t that be a rag? A wash rag? A napkin would get all fragile and could easily rip during the assault. To that end, you could just use the towel you have. That way you don’t have to waste space!
Either way, you aren’t sure where you’d find chloroform.
Lets see… Why a toothbrush… Well, there’s the obvious applications if you also brought toothpaste. You could use it to scrub something if it’s dirty. That second one seems likely, seeing as you’re wondering around a bunch of ruins. You hold your hoof to remind yourself to get a toothbrush.
…
Is… Is that a beetle? It is! It is a beetle! Oh wonder of wonders! There it goes! You take two steps in pursuit before falling face-first into the ground, because you were still holding your own hoof.
That really hurt! You check your nose only to find that you’ve begun bleeding! You feel pretty stupid and embarrassed as ponies crowd around and ask if you’re alright.
You’ve managed to take your first bit of damage on this little adventure. Not quite in anyway you could have imagined, though.
You’d leave right now to head up the mountain, but the ponies surrounding you are blocking your way. Plus your vision is blurred from tears.
Anonymous asked: Lyra! Lyra! Can you play the File Select theme from Ocarina of Time?
I can’t play jack squat right now. Or rather, I can’t record jack squat.
That reminds me, though. I need to transfer over my bookmarks before somepony comes to try and service my computer. There’s a chance they’ll have to wipe everything.
Thanks for inadvertently reminding me, though!
Edit: And I’ll update the CYOA thing later tonight. Sorry about that.
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That’s pretty much my life, too.
By the by, if you didn’t know, here are some other tumblrs that run CYOAs. Ones that have pictures!
Moonstuck (Run by the source of this reblog.)
Twilight Adventure? (I don’t know that this one has a name.)
Sugercube Chronicles (This one is a huge collaboration!)
(Source: egophiliac)
You are definitely not going to forget that toothbrush!
Oh! What’s that to the west!
…
Nothing that confirms that particular hypothosis. Nothing of any real interest, really. Some ponies going about their business, a few storefronts and venders.
…
What were you just thinking about? Oh well, probably nothing important.
Hugs aren’t something that take up space. This is silly.
You’re also almost positive that Princess isn’t actually a princess. Princess isn’t even her real name!
…
At least you assume it isn’t…
nadinasneedles-blog asked: Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do.
Thanks, Sam, where ever you are!
Anonymous asked: Did Boscov make you a coat out of his own fur? Was that what you found?
No.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Hey, Lyra! If you, for example, got into a little problem with dragons how would you fix it? Just wondering and all.
Which dragon? Can’t approach a problem like that with generalities.
Anonymous asked: *Throws a potion at you that turns you into a horny colt*
Anonymous asked: How was your weekend at Boscov's?
It was nice. I accidentally found something Boscov intended to give me, but I’ll still try to act surprised when the time comes.
Anonymous asked: hello i am a butt doctor and i am here to examine your butt
Yeah, go right ahead.
All the better to kick you in the face with.