Ask Lyra

Dec 07

Powers back on, finally.

Anonymous asked: Honestly, Boscov would be a lot safer if he grew a pair. There's nothing wrong with always being nice, but he just lacks a backbone.

He’s a gentle soul, and that leaves him a little meek.

He promised me he’d defend himself if he was put in danger after the gun incident.

Anonymous asked: Do you and Boscov ever have secret butt fun?

For Cel’s sake… How many times am I going to be asked this?

No.

Anonymous asked: bears and rape threats? thats normal. you just got to ignore it.

Not quite. I’ve survived by proceeding with caution.

And not being afraid to act.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: I know how it feels, Lyra! Is he doing better? I don't know real much about bears and all, but I think he could survive one hit!

Yes. It happened a while ago. He made a full recovery.

Thank you for your concern!

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Boscov was shot? Don't tell me it was a live mortar round! Was it? Maybe a spear?

I don’t know much about guns, and I wasn’t there when it happened.

That’s part of the problem. I can’t always be there for him if he needs me.

Anonymous asked: Why are ponies so intolerant and flat out hateful towards a bear and a mare who loves a bear?

I don’t know.

And I wouldn’t care if it was all directed at me. I hate that it’s making things that much more difficult for Boscov.

And when he got shot…

[Sniff]

That killed me inside…

That’s not fair. He deserves better than to be made a target like that. Why can’t everypony see how good he is…?

Anonymous asked: You have a pretty normal love life. At least when compared to every other pony in this crazy town.

It would be, if I wasn’t dating a bear and didn’t get death threats and messages saying they’re going to “rape” me.

I don’t post all the threats I get anymore.

Anonymous asked: Do you have glasses?

I do not, no.

Anonymous asked: ok then. you are the most normal pony around, you have normal morals, and a normal life, with normal friends. which makes you the best pony.

None of those are really true…

I just wish they were. I wish I was normal…

Anonymous asked: creepy tag? thats too easy, im not even going to try. i am going to claim youare the best pony though, because you are...

Go ahead. Not like I can stop you.

Second Chance

Tech guy fixed mai computa!

Back in business! And I can play City of Ponies again!

Anonymous asked: hello there pony. i want to make you feel uncomfortable. what is the best way to do so?

I’d tell you, but then I’d have to destroy you.

Honestly? It’s not a secret. I have a tag devoted to it.

theblackstrawberry asked: I won't say it since you don't feel comfortable then. I don't want you to be uncomfortable around me.

We’re just normal friends. I’m not any better than you or anypony else.

theblackstrawberry asked: hehehe... I haven't said that for a long time!

It’s still not something I’ll ever be comfortable with.

Thanks, though.