Anonymous asked: Do you and Boscov ever have secret butt fun?
For Cel’s sake… How many times am I going to be asked this?
No.
Anonymous asked: bears and rape threats? thats normal. you just got to ignore it.
Not quite. I’ve survived by proceeding with caution.
And not being afraid to act.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: I know how it feels, Lyra! Is he doing better? I don't know real much about bears and all, but I think he could survive one hit!
Yes. It happened a while ago. He made a full recovery.
Thank you for your concern!
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Boscov was shot? Don't tell me it was a live mortar round! Was it? Maybe a spear?
I don’t know much about guns, and I wasn’t there when it happened.
That’s part of the problem. I can’t always be there for him if he needs me.
Anonymous asked: Why are ponies so intolerant and flat out hateful towards a bear and a mare who loves a bear?
I don’t know.
And I wouldn’t care if it was all directed at me. I hate that it’s making things that much more difficult for Boscov.
And when he got shot…
…
[Sniff]
That killed me inside…
That’s not fair. He deserves better than to be made a target like that. Why can’t everypony see how good he is…?
Anonymous asked: You have a pretty normal love life. At least when compared to every other pony in this crazy town.
It would be, if I wasn’t dating a bear and didn’t get death threats and messages saying they’re going to “rape” me.
I don’t post all the threats I get anymore.
Anonymous asked: Do you have glasses?
I do not, no.
Anonymous asked: ok then. you are the most normal pony around, you have normal morals, and a normal life, with normal friends. which makes you the best pony.
None of those are really true…
I just wish they were. I wish I was normal…
Anonymous asked: creepy tag? thats too easy, im not even going to try. i am going to claim youare the best pony though, because you are...
Go ahead. Not like I can stop you.
Tech guy fixed mai computa!
Back in business! And I can play City of Ponies again!
Anonymous asked: hello there pony. i want to make you feel uncomfortable. what is the best way to do so?
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to destroy you.
Honestly? It’s not a secret. I have a tag devoted to it.
theblackstrawberry asked: I won't say it since you don't feel comfortable then. I don't want you to be uncomfortable around me.
We’re just normal friends. I’m not any better than you or anypony else.
theblackstrawberry asked: hehehe... I haven't said that for a long time!
It’s still not something I’ll ever be comfortable with.
Thanks, though.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, thanks for always being the best pony.
Shut up, baby, I know.
Seriously though, you gotta stop calling me that. There’s no way for me to respond to that.
theblackstrawberry asked: I'm going to give you the best hug ever. every Lyra hug is the best hug ever though...
I don’t work today, so feel free!