Anonymous asked: Do you have glasses?
I do not, no.
Anonymous asked: ok then. you are the most normal pony around, you have normal morals, and a normal life, with normal friends. which makes you the best pony.
None of those are really true…
I just wish they were. I wish I was normal…
Anonymous asked: creepy tag? thats too easy, im not even going to try. i am going to claim youare the best pony though, because you are...
Go ahead. Not like I can stop you.
Tech guy fixed mai computa!
Back in business! And I can play City of Ponies again!
Anonymous asked: hello there pony. i want to make you feel uncomfortable. what is the best way to do so?
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to destroy you.
Honestly? It’s not a secret. I have a tag devoted to it.
theblackstrawberry asked: I won't say it since you don't feel comfortable then. I don't want you to be uncomfortable around me.
We’re just normal friends. I’m not any better than you or anypony else.
theblackstrawberry asked: hehehe... I haven't said that for a long time!
It’s still not something I’ll ever be comfortable with.
Thanks, though.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, thanks for always being the best pony.
Shut up, baby, I know.
Seriously though, you gotta stop calling me that. There’s no way for me to respond to that.
theblackstrawberry asked: I'm going to give you the best hug ever. every Lyra hug is the best hug ever though...
I don’t work today, so feel free!
You hold the tears back and tell the crowd about your legendary sighting. When you get to the part about its worth, everypony starts to look around frantically. You get ready to blame somepony for pushing you and then run away crying when the pony you were going to blame helps you up. It’s an old foalhood friend of yours. She escorts you away from the crowd, savvy to your misdirective ways, and hoofs you a peppermint stick. Before asking how you really are.
It’s been a while since you two spoke. A year or so at least. Nothing bad happened to drive you away. Time just has a way of slipping by.
Your nose is still bleeding.
theblackstrawberry asked: Do you think you could make a small amount of time for me on saturday? It might be the last time for a while I see you... Holidays are coming up, I have to go shopping, I have to do research for seapony Lyra so that she can love and not die.... I want to help her... I want to help as many creatures as I can... So I might be locked down for a while...
I think so. I’m never positive, but I should be able to.
Anonymous asked: You have emotional issues?
Haven’t I mentioned that before? I figured it was obvious.
Anonymous asked: But Ms. Lyra, when was the last time Sweetie got examined by a professional butt doctor? You may need examination as well.
No.
flapperreturns asked: beef
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flapperreturns asked: *flaps around*
Huh. I guess that fits the name about as well as the previous explanation.