Ask Lyra

Dec 10

Anonymous asked: Herro? Are you Ryra? Wourd you happen to be interested in having your house repaired with our excerrent inexpensive business? Prease consider.

Sorry. I know a guy that knows a guy. It’ll be taken care of.

It’s from Deus Ex, one of the sailors at the club in Hong Kong says that line.

Oh.

Sorry, it’s been a while.

Oh my Cels, he actually did it!

Holy freaking [omitted] crap!

Day. Made.

(Source: drunkdoodles)

Anonymous asked: How often do you SPEEL YOUR DRINK?

I don’t get the reference.

Anonymous asked: Are all of the bedrooms on the second floor of the house?

No. Actually only one is.

It just so happens I sleep in the recording room, and that might have sustained some damage.

Anonymous asked: :)

Smiling Emoticon.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra *hug* you gave me something important... as cheesey as it sounds, you gave me your friendship first. That gave me courage to start other friendships. That's also why I can admire you so much so easily...

Well… I’m glad things are going well for you. And if I could be the one to start that trend, all the better!

Anonymous asked: Lyra, I think you're secretly a shapeshifting lizard

You got me. Darn.

Anonymous asked: I've heard many things.

That’s vague enough for me to not answer.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, do you believe in the Illuminati?

Why? What have you heard?

Anonymous asked: Is there a place where the grass is what's for dinner?

Yes, but there’s some elaborate ritual to get there.

I could never get past the “soup” part.

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about pimps?

If it’s a good pimp they protect prostitutes so they aren’t taken advantage of while taking a moderate wage in return. It’s a job, and a fairly dangerous one.

It also reenforces the notion that prostitution is a legitimate profession when it has no business being one. Not that I have a problem with it in particular, but it all clumps together under the unlawful culture with drug dealing, black market trade, and other gang related activities.

Anonymous asked: So how about Saint's Row the Third?

Haven’t seen anything for it yet.

I thought about getting it for somepony for the holidays, but I don’t know very many ponies that play video games anymore.

I never played the first two; only watched.

Anonymous asked: On the whole, how do you feel about Spike now that he's gone on a rampage through Ponyville? Are you able to forgive and forget, or will you forever loathe him?

I understand that his safety is important for the future of Equestria. There’s bound to be some hiccups along the way.

How everypony else isn’t trying to lynch him I have no idea.

Anonymous asked: Is Boscov nice to sleep on?

Little warm.

But it’s not like I go Snoopy and sleep on top of him. He’s just really warm to lay next to.