Cool it, loser. I was kidding around. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.
We don’t wear underwear.
Also known as, “Whatever you say, anime-hair human.”
Well look who’s no fun then.
Pardon me for having no desire to permanently injure myself for your amusement.
Theoretical amusement, actually, seeing as you’re from another dimension and wouldn’t even see it.
In fact, yeah, he’s doing it right now. Looks pretty cool, girl. Wish you were here to see it.
A variation or cover of Savior of the Waking World in any sense would be kickass, since I would be needing that eventually for SCC anyway. :D The other ones would be really interesting considering how fast and hectical they are.
Well, let me know if you find some sheet music for that, then.
Listening to it, even a full, solo piano arrangement would likely leave out a lot of the details, but it would give me somewhere to start.
Sounds painful. No thanks.
I can only effectively amplify the strength in my legs. That’d likely break my widdle spine.
Showtime really isn’t a popular track in the HS Fandom to begin with, despite it being the protagonist’s theme. Popular tracks would be Savior of the Waking World, Descend, Umbral Ultimatum, MeGaLoVania and Cascade, but they’re too fast for Lyres.
Hmm…
If I didn’t have so much on my plate, I might be willing to challenge that.
Anonymous asked: I request Fugue in D minor!
On a lark, I looked up how many sheets that comes out to.
The answer is twenty. That’s too long. It’d take me forever to get it out, and I’m sure it would end up sub par from fatigue.
It’s not much of a consolation, but you can listen to and watch a visual version of it here.
Anonymous asked: REQUEST: Homestuck - English.
I’ll be honest, probably not going to happen. I’ve got tons of requests already.
I don’t follow Homestuck; don’t really care to learn about it either.
I did a track from it once, but it wasn’t very well received. You can listen to that here, though.
mabelanswers-deactivated2012101 asked: PLAY SOME MUSIC. OR I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU!
I suppose that’s a reasonable request. It’s been a while and I probably won’t be done with Boscov’s present for quite a while yet.
I have something I’ve been holding on to for a rainy day. I guess I could post that. It’s a little outdated, though.
Anonymous asked: You think thats bad What about Ponies Dateing Spiders. I've seen it man I've SEEN IT!
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Thank you… for sharing…
Anonymous asked: the guard
Thank you, I think.
Forgot to censor it. Thanks for reminding me, Anon!
Edit: The link.
Anonymous asked: Are you ever worried one day Boscov might be overcome with primal urges and lust and rapes you?
Oh yeah. Scares the poop outta me all the time. I have to drive him off of me with a stick most of the time.
Boscov is a gentlebear. Nearly to a fault. He won’t try anything without my permission. Certainly not something I’m used to.
Anonymous asked: Out of character question: Since this is obviously not the same Equestria as the one from the show, could you lay down some of the big details that separate the world of Ask Lyra from the world of FiM? I think it could be useful for any future askers.
I… What?
I’ve got a few questions like this before and I never know what to do with them. This isn’t some D&D tabletop campaign. This is my life. This is, more or less, how I really act in the world I really live in.
I’m roommates with Bon-Bon; we live in her home. Tootsie, her niece, stays with us Sunday night through Friday morning and lives with her parents on the weekends. Sweetie Belle moved in some time ago, with her parent’s permission of course. My boyfriend is a chemical glue-making bear named Krastos. I call him Boscov.
I spent a lot of my time growing up in the darker side of Canterlot. I had to do a lot of things I’m not proud of to survive. Things are better there than they used to be.
Celestia raises the sun to the east and sets it to the west. Birds fly, fish swim. I don’t know what else to tell you.
This isn’t fantasy. I live in the real world. Sometimes things might seem darker than they should be, but my experiences have left me a little jaded about life. I don’t necessarily take things at face value like everypony else does.
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Meta powers says “It’s realistically gray,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.