Anonymous asked: Life of a creature? Look, Miss Hippy, I don't care if its "way uncool" to eat good, or "totally groovy" to treat an animal as anything besides what god designed it to be, but I like myself some beef, and if you disagree with me then maybe I ought to feed you to my dog.
Resorting to threats when someone defies your worldview? I’m surprised you’ve progressed beyond beating rocks together.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: But I can't do that to Fluttershy! Her flesh might be ripped apart and Santalestia might find us! Can you act like Fluttershy if she talks to you, Lyra? For a minute?
Um. No.
You could try to convince her that she’s Pinkie Pie.
hornuraakemi asked: Psychonauts was such an underrated game. I wish there were more games like that.
Considering how poorly it sold, I wouldn’t expect it.
But yeah, it was like one of the best platformers ever.
To this day.
Anonymous asked: So wait, you guys haven't found a way to synthesize meat in the lab yet? Ok, the human race is doomed to forever eat meat then.
I’m sorry to hear that you place taste over the life of a creature.
Barbarian.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Lyra! I need help and I know you are a smart pony! Santalestia wants to kill me, so I told her I wasn't Pinkie Pie, but I say Fluttershy was Pinkie Pie, so now she wants to kill Fluttershy and that would be horrible! What do I do?!
Both of you move to another dimension.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had to deal with a weeaboo?
Is that at all like a Heffalump or a Woozle?
Anonymous asked: Have you played any Oddworld games?
I played a demo.
“Follow me.”
“Okay.”
nursetoadstool-deactivated20130 asked: Is that... the milkman from Psychonauts?
Ding Ding Di~ng! Congratulations!
Anonymous asked: i once knew a chicken that could talk, but to be honest it only existed in my head.
I once knew a milkman that thought he was an ex-guardsman.
He was fortified with what the world wants. What it deserves.
First one to reply with the reference source gets my praise!
Anonymous asked: Does magic pony land have cakes that grow on trees?
No.
But Applebloom would lead you to believe meat grows on trees.
Anonymous asked: Polyamory: Cool or Really Cool?
If everypony is of age and consenting, what they do is none of my business.
Anonymous asked: You only think these things because cows and pigs and chickens and all other creatures that omnivorous races see as livestock are capable of thought in your world. Also because talking horses don't need meat to survive.
Birds can’t talk, and they’re just as entitled to the lives they possess as everypony else.
And chickens can’t talk… Can they?
Anonymous asked: Does Boscov ever show a violent or perverted side?
Yes and none of your business.
garyyo asked: I don't think the internet is meant for seriousness. At least not anonymity on the internet.
I’ve had some serious conversations before.
Admittedly, not many.
Anonymous asked: Is Equestria Candied Island?