Anonymous asked: What's so funny?
I was just funny. I remember cartoons and comics growing up playing that joke all the time about the wife making the husband sleep on the sofa, or “in the dog house.”
It was a nice gag!
Anonymous asked: Friendly video game store? Now that's something lucky. All the video game stores I go to are full of obnoxious bureaucratic neckbeards.
It was different time back then.
Before the video game store industry was monopolized by… What was that human term? The Antichrist?
Monopolized by the Antichrist.
Anonymous asked: In all seriousness, why should I care about the life of livestock, who's brains have not advanced past basic survival instincts? I don't have a lot of money, and meat is cheap, nutritious, and tasty. Some humans don't care for meat. That's okay with me. But until cows start acting like the ones in your world, I do not see any reason to drastically change my diet.
You want meat? Go eat an unfertilized egg. There, no one was harmed and you got to eat meat.
And they have survival instincts. Your species has simply created a system from which they have no escape once instated. You exist on a higher mental plane then them, which is supposed to come with more responsibility. Nice to see you exercising that.
Anonymous asked: It's good to see you and Boscov are already at that point in your relationship where you're making him sleep on a sofa.
[Snort] [Snort]
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[Snort]
Wait! Hold on! I’ll get control!
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[Faint laughing]
Okay. Okay
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ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Oooh, that sounds like a great idea! But I think it would be a good idea if you did act like Fluttershy! You are a background pony and all! Just for a moment, so I can convince her, okay?
Why doesn’t Fluttershy just pretend to be Fluttershy?
Anonymous asked: I don't that's actually FiW Pinkie. She's got none of the messed-up charm.
I wouldn’t know one way or the other.
Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:
It looks like some political cartoonists have been inspired by the events that have been occurring over the last few weeks.
(The first one has been excluded since it was a forum injoke)
I’d seen a few of those before. Captures the feel of a political cartoon while also being completely ridiculous. Not bad.
Comics after the break.
Edit: Can’t seem to get the page break to work…
Sorry, I don’t remember a whole lot about the game. I only played it a little myself. Somepony else I hung around was the one playing it.
My favorite part was the reveal that Mister Pokeylope, Sheegor’s pet turtle, was a psychic too.
I didn’t own a console system back then. We played video games at this friendly video game store and we had to take turns.
garyyo asked: I tried playing that game. But I then bought 78 games in the next 4 months and got distracted
Understandable, I suppose. If you have the kind of money to spend on that many games.
Anonymous asked: Life of a creature? Look, Miss Hippy, I don't care if its "way uncool" to eat good, or "totally groovy" to treat an animal as anything besides what god designed it to be, but I like myself some beef, and if you disagree with me then maybe I ought to feed you to my dog.
Resorting to threats when someone defies your worldview? I’m surprised you’ve progressed beyond beating rocks together.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: But I can't do that to Fluttershy! Her flesh might be ripped apart and Santalestia might find us! Can you act like Fluttershy if she talks to you, Lyra? For a minute?
Um. No.
You could try to convince her that she’s Pinkie Pie.
hornuraakemi asked: Psychonauts was such an underrated game. I wish there were more games like that.
Considering how poorly it sold, I wouldn’t expect it.
But yeah, it was like one of the best platformers ever.
To this day.
Anonymous asked: So wait, you guys haven't found a way to synthesize meat in the lab yet? Ok, the human race is doomed to forever eat meat then.
I’m sorry to hear that you place taste over the life of a creature.
Barbarian.
ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Lyra! I need help and I know you are a smart pony! Santalestia wants to kill me, so I told her I wasn't Pinkie Pie, but I say Fluttershy was Pinkie Pie, so now she wants to kill Fluttershy and that would be horrible! What do I do?!
Both of you move to another dimension.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had to deal with a weeaboo?
Is that at all like a Heffalump or a Woozle?