Ask Lyra

Dec 11

hornuraakemi asked: Psychonauts was such an underrated game. I wish there were more games like that.

Considering how poorly it sold, I wouldn’t expect it.

But yeah, it was like one of the best platformers ever.

To this day.

Anonymous asked: So wait, you guys haven't found a way to synthesize meat in the lab yet? Ok, the human race is doomed to forever eat meat then.

I’m sorry to hear that you place taste over the life of a creature.

Barbarian.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Lyra! I need help and I know you are a smart pony! Santalestia wants to kill me, so I told her I wasn't Pinkie Pie, but I say Fluttershy was Pinkie Pie, so now she wants to kill Fluttershy and that would be horrible! What do I do?!

Both of you move to another dimension.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever had to deal with a weeaboo?

Is that at all like a Heffalump or a Woozle?

Anonymous asked: Have you played any Oddworld games?

I played a demo.

“Follow me.”

“Okay.”

nursetoadstool-deactivated20130 asked: Is that... the milkman from Psychonauts?

Ding Ding Di~ng! Congratulations!

Anonymous asked: i once knew a chicken that could talk, but to be honest it only existed in my head.

I once knew a milkman that thought he was an ex-guardsman.

He was fortified with what the world wants. What it deserves.

First one to reply with the reference source gets my praise!

Anonymous asked: Does magic pony land have cakes that grow on trees?

No.

But Applebloom would lead you to believe meat grows on trees.

Anonymous asked: Polyamory: Cool or Really Cool?

If everypony is of age and consenting, what they do is none of my business.

Anonymous asked: You only think these things because cows and pigs and chickens and all other creatures that omnivorous races see as livestock are capable of thought in your world. Also because talking horses don't need meat to survive.

Birds can’t talk, and they’re just as entitled to the lives they possess as everypony else.

And chickens can’t talk… Can they?

Anonymous asked: Does Boscov ever show a violent or perverted side?

Yes and none of your business.

garyyo asked: I don't think the internet is meant for seriousness. At least not anonymity on the internet.

I’ve had some serious conversations before.

Admittedly, not many.

Anonymous asked: Is Equestria Candied Island?

Who needs Candied Island? It’s safer at the docks.

Anonymous asked: also probably need a smaller world to work with, like dig up large chunks of the world and send them to space. or better yet just explode them there. i might need twilights help for this

That what I get for trying to have a serious discussion, huh?

Anonymous asked: so we should limit the amount of animal species to a few handful that we can manage? the ones that dont contribute enough are the first ones to go, the solution is so simple, thanks for the idea lyra, its up to me to go out and solve this problem for all of us!

You must think you’re hilarious.

The point is, no civilized species has any reason to kill an animal for food. Civilized species already control their own population, so their numbers aren’t going to be decreased by a decline in available pray. They’ll just find something else to eat!

Which is the whole point of the predator/pray relationship. To control population.