Ask Lyra

Dec 11

I’m reblogging this again because I don’t think you fully understand that has taken place here.
That’s Sweetie Belle as Gitaroo Man and Octavia as Gregorio Siegfried Wilhelm III from Gitaroo Man.
Gitaroo Man was only the best rhythm game before the...

I’m reblogging this again because I don’t think you fully understand that has taken place here.

That’s Sweetie Belle as Gitaroo Man and Octavia as Gregorio Siegfried Wilhelm III from Gitaroo Man.

Gitaroo Man was only the best rhythm game before the raise of Guitar Hero/Rock Band and special made controllers. Beat every Parappa game, and even Frequency and Amplitude by a kilometer!

Here’s the song from that battle with a close up of Gregorio III, the alternate versus mode version where Gregorio wins.

(Source: drunkdoodles)

Anonymous asked: Is sleeping in the same bed as a bear anything at all like sleeping with a teddy bear?

No.

Anonymous asked: Aren't you too old to be sleeping in bed with a teddy bear?

And the jokes just keep rolling in.

I sure am getting a lot of asks tonight.

Anonymous asked: I'm confused. Why does Boscov have to sleep on a sofa?

He doesn’t.

We’ll do exactly like we did last time Sweetie and I stayed over. She’ll sleep in the guest bed and I’ll share a bed with him.

Anonymous asked: What's so funny?

I was just funny. I remember cartoons and comics growing up playing that joke all the time about the wife making the husband sleep on the sofa, or “in the dog house.”

It was a nice gag!

Anonymous asked: Friendly video game store? Now that's something lucky. All the video game stores I go to are full of obnoxious bureaucratic neckbeards.

It was different time back then.

Before the video game store industry was monopolized by… What was that human term? The Antichrist?

Monopolized by the Antichrist.

Anonymous asked: In all seriousness, why should I care about the life of livestock, who's brains have not advanced past basic survival instincts? I don't have a lot of money, and meat is cheap, nutritious, and tasty. Some humans don't care for meat. That's okay with me. But until cows start acting like the ones in your world, I do not see any reason to drastically change my diet.

You want meat? Go eat an unfertilized egg. There, no one was harmed and you got to eat meat.

And they have survival instincts. Your species has simply created a system from which they have no escape once instated. You exist on a higher mental plane then them, which is supposed to come with more responsibility. Nice to see you exercising that.

Anonymous asked: It's good to see you and Boscov are already at that point in your relationship where you're making him sleep on a sofa.

[Snort] [Snort]

[Snort]

Wait! Hold on! I’ll get control!

[Faint laughing]

Okay. Okay

[Deep Breath]

[Snort]-

[End of Recording]

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: Oooh, that sounds like a great idea! But I think it would be a good idea if you did act like Fluttershy! You are a background pony and all! Just for a moment, so I can convince her, okay?

Why doesn’t Fluttershy just pretend to be Fluttershy?

Anonymous asked: I don't that's actually FiW Pinkie. She's got none of the messed-up charm.

I wouldn’t know one way or the other.

Pony Political Cartoons

Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:

It looks like some political cartoonists have been inspired by the events that have been occurring over the last few weeks.

(The first one has been excluded since it was a forum injoke)

I’d seen a few of those before. Captures the feel of a political cartoon while also being completely ridiculous. Not bad.

Comics after the break.

Edit: Can’t seem to get the page break to work…

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Sorry, I don’t remember a whole lot about the game. I only played it a little myself. Somepony else I hung around was the one playing it.
My favorite part was the reveal that Mister Pokeylope, Sheegor’s pet turtle, was a psychic too.
I didn’t own a...

Sorry, I don’t remember a whole lot about the game. I only played it a little myself. Somepony else I hung around was the one playing it.

My favorite part was the reveal that Mister Pokeylope, Sheegor’s pet turtle, was a psychic too.

I didn’t own a console system back then. We played video games at this friendly video game store and we had to take turns.

garyyo asked: I tried playing that game. But I then bought 78 games in the next 4 months and got distracted

Understandable, I suppose. If you have the kind of money to spend on that many games.

Anonymous asked: Life of a creature? Look, Miss Hippy, I don't care if its "way uncool" to eat good, or "totally groovy" to treat an animal as anything besides what god designed it to be, but I like myself some beef, and if you disagree with me then maybe I ought to feed you to my dog.

Resorting to threats when someone defies your worldview? I’m surprised you’ve progressed beyond beating rocks together.

ask-fiw-pinkiepie-blog asked: But I can't do that to Fluttershy! Her flesh might be ripped apart and Santalestia might find us! Can you act like Fluttershy if she talks to you, Lyra? For a minute?

Um. No.

You could try to convince her that she’s Pinkie Pie.