Anonymous asked: Is there a pony equivalent to jazz hands?
Jazz hooves.
You just shake your hoof up and down while alternating the rotation of your forelegs back and forth.
colorsymphony-deactivated201202 asked: send this for the 10 tumblrs that you most admire, if you receive it 3 times or more consider yourself loved!
Well, as long as I’m collecting these, I guess that makes two.
Thanks!
theblackstrawberry asked: I was going to go to sleep soon again... I've been awake for 2 days till about a few hours ago... I'm ready to collapse. Have a nice day though. I'll talk to you when I get up.
Hope you had a good sleep!
theblackstrawberry asked: hugs for Lyra! I fel like you need it...
Thanks, Strawberry.
I gotta get ready for work now. Have a good day!
This Gilda was awesome.
This Gilda was pretty awesome too.
You? I don’t know about you.
Anonymous asked: I've poisoned your water supply with super laxatives.
Good thing I’m not at Bon-Bon and my house, huh?
Anonymous asked: Time for drunk cuddling with Boscov?
There may have been a little.
Anonymous asked: Lyra do you always «¢❺•Ž✿☠? I heard doing so is pretty unhealthy.
Are you quotin’ scripture on me again?
Anonymous asked: Forgot to censor the griffon
Mare, don’t screw with me. I literally went back to check that!
I was all “You gotta be [omitted] me!”
And then… It was…
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I should probably stop posting right now… Little too much to drink…
Anonymous asked: HA HA YOUR LIFE SUCKS
HA HA WHAT A STORY MARK.
Anonymous asked: On a scale from one to ten, with one being "So vanilla it would drive Celestia to tears of boredom" and ten being "so disgusting it would make Discord hurl in disgust", where do you like your ice cream?
Is this Pinkie Pie?
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Or Screwball?
…
Or Flappy?
theblackstrawberry asked: Of course. I understand. I just hope that one day you can do something you really love...
And I do.
Just not as a sustainable career.
Anonymous asked: *Ka- Tetraphobia*
I had to look up what that even was.
I thought maybe it was the fear of Tetris.
You’re not drunk. It’s just been one of those days.
Thanks.
At least I have work all this week.
Anonymous asked: I hear you're a mare drinking a beer at a house which belongs to a bear. Is this the truth here?
No.
It’s a wine cooler.
Edit: Well… Three wine coolers.