Well hello there!
Anonymous asked: Herro Ms Ryra. We are contacting you to inform you that we made a mistake yesterday. It was the contractors of Ms Heartstrings we kirred, not yours. We hope this most dishonorable mistake does not disprease you, and that you'rr consider contacting us in the future. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa.
That sounds like a normal mistake.
Praise be t-You’re an idiot.
Anonymous asked: Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.
Thanks.
Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.
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Say! Wait-a-minute!
thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey!
Hello, Linky!
I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!
Anonymous asked: If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?
It would have to be an astronomical sum.
So no.
theblackstrawberry asked: You feeling better?
Not in the slightest, but thank you for asking.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!
I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.
“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”
Anonymous asked: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Tickle. Your. Ears.
I appreciate you resisting that urge, Mister Shatner.
Anonymous asked: Is Mr. Toots real?
I’m drawing a blank.
Who?
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Doctor's orders. Now go drink that orange juice and then take 3 liters of liquid nitrogen and 4 cyanide pills.
No thank you.
I will apply this pepper-spray to your face, though.
Liberally.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: As a doctor I say that you should do what Strawberry says.
I am not drinking orange juice with a sore throat! Are you crazy? Anything acidic hurts like mad when you have a sore throat!
Anonymous asked: Thanks. This is one of your friends by the way.
You’re welcome, anon-y-friend!
Anonymous asked: Do you like minecraft Lyra? One of the ponies in there looks like you.
I play sometimes. The server I was playing on for a bit went down so I haven’t logged on in a while and offline mode doesn’t interest me anymore.
My character had a J.C. Denton skin.