Ask Lyra

Dec 16

theblackstrawberry asked: Life is painful sometimes... *sits on the ground*

No kidding.

ask-phoenix-and-family asked: How's your latest masterpiece coming along Lyra?

It’s stalled. I can’t record outside of my soundproof room. I’m still staying with Boscov.

I can’t even practice or else Boscov will hear his present.

theblackstrawberry asked: I can't work... *shows hooves covered in bandages* i had minor hoof surgery... I had something stuck in my hoof. It wasn't hurting but they said it's better to remove it.

Oh my. I’m sorry.

theblackstrawberry asked: Yah it's a lot like that show... It was a really weird dream still...

Maybe you’re working too hard.

theblackstrawberry asked: I had a dream where Twilight Sparkle had a show, and Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Jack were also part of it. And a camera crew was recording everything that happened and humans watched us.... It was too weird..

So basically Friends.

adammuto:
“ No. 25
”
Yeah.
Exactly.

adammuto:

No. 25

Yeah.

Exactly.

Anonymous asked: How did you qualify for being a glorified babbysitter to small retarded children?

I don’t use that word. It’s become more of an insult than a condition and I don’t find that acceptable.

Sometimes there’s just about nothing I can do. But sometimes they can and do learn. Either way, all you can do is try.

To directly address your question, I guess I’m alright at it.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, besides the stupid social problems you and Boscov encounter, are there any other problems this interspecies relationship is forcing you to BEAR?

Nothing based on species, I don’t think.

Anonymous asked: Are you secretly a fat neckbeard?

Even most stallions can’t grow beards.

thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey, need anything at the store? Like medication or anything?

Oh! Thank you but no. I already have both of the drugs I need to take. Already had one and the other was free!

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ask-twi replied to your post: Just got back from the doctor.
Oh, my. I hope it’ll be better soon…

The good news is I already know about how long it’ll last.

The bad news is the answer is a week.

My doctor was really nice, though. He dropped two bits off of the cost of my visit and pointed me to a store where I could get the prescription filled for free!

Thanks Doctor!

Just got back from the doctor.

Guess who has an upper respiratory infection again?

Anonymous asked: What's that Ms Ryra? You want a hit placed on Krastos and Sweetie Berre? Very werr, we sharr dispose of them quick and painfurry. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa!

You know, it’s funny. I tried contacting the ponies that sent this message, but I got no answer. I called the guard, but they said the group’s building had been burned down.

The investigation is still ongoing.

Anonymous asked: Would you ever watch or participate in one of those murdertime-funtime game shows? (Examples: Professor Genki's, Smash TV, DeathWatch, etc.)

I don’t think so.

Mr. Toots

Anonymous Saint(?) (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aorjnobv-I0

There’s a new Red Faction? When did this happen?