Ask Lyra

Dec 16

thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey, need anything at the store? Like medication or anything?

Oh! Thank you but no. I already have both of the drugs I need to take. Already had one and the other was free!

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ask-twi replied to your post: Just got back from the doctor.
Oh, my. I hope it’ll be better soon…

The good news is I already know about how long it’ll last.

The bad news is the answer is a week.

My doctor was really nice, though. He dropped two bits off of the cost of my visit and pointed me to a store where I could get the prescription filled for free!

Thanks Doctor!

Just got back from the doctor.

Guess who has an upper respiratory infection again?

Anonymous asked: What's that Ms Ryra? You want a hit placed on Krastos and Sweetie Berre? Very werr, we sharr dispose of them quick and painfurry. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa!

You know, it’s funny. I tried contacting the ponies that sent this message, but I got no answer. I called the guard, but they said the group’s building had been burned down.

The investigation is still ongoing.

Anonymous asked: Would you ever watch or participate in one of those murdertime-funtime game shows? (Examples: Professor Genki's, Smash TV, DeathWatch, etc.)

I don’t think so.

Mr. Toots

Anonymous Saint(?) (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aorjnobv-I0

There’s a new Red Faction? When did this happen?

Well hello there!

Well hello there!

Anonymous asked: Herro Ms Ryra. We are contacting you to inform you that we made a mistake yesterday. It was the contractors of Ms Heartstrings we kirred, not yours. We hope this most dishonorable mistake does not disprease you, and that you'rr consider contacting us in the future. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa.

That sounds like a normal mistake.

Praise be t-You’re an idiot.

Dec 15

Anonymous asked: Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.

Thanks.

Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.

Say! Wait-a-minute!

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krastosthegluemaker liked your audio post: Teaser for Boscov

If you like that, you ain’t heard nothing yet.

thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey!

Hello, Linky!

I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!

Anonymous asked: If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?

It would have to be an astronomical sum.

So no.

theblackstrawberry asked: You feeling better?

Not in the slightest, but thank you for asking.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!

I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.

“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”