Ask Lyra

Dec 15

Anonymous asked: Boscov is surprisingly kind for a diamond dog. I think you two make a good couple.

Thanks.

Yeah, he isn’t as much of an extortionist as the other diamond dogs.

Say! Wait-a-minute!

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krastosthegluemaker liked your audio post: Teaser for Boscov

If you like that, you ain’t heard nothing yet.

thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey!

Hello, Linky!

I’m a little sick right now, so I’m going to go lie down. But it’s nice to hear from you!

Anonymous asked: If I give you some bits, would you let me tickle and lick your ears?

It would have to be an astronomical sum.

So no.

theblackstrawberry asked: You feeling better?

Not in the slightest, but thank you for asking.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Thanks. It's a food product, essentially. Also, you can't catch me if I fly!

I’d love to see how much weight you place with that thought when you have pepper-spray in your eye.

“Oh! It’s just a food product! This doesn’t hurt! Here I go flying blinded!”

Anonymous asked: Must. Resist. Urge. To. Tickle. Your. Ears.

I appreciate you resisting that urge, Mister Shatner.

Anonymous asked: Is Mr. Toots real?

I’m drawing a blank.

Who?

pegasuslyra-blog asked: Doctor's orders. Now go drink that orange juice and then take 3 liters of liquid nitrogen and 4 cyanide pills.

No thank you.

I will apply this pepper-spray to your face, though.

Liberally.

pegasuslyra-blog asked: As a doctor I say that you should do what Strawberry says.

I am not drinking orange juice with a sore throat! Are you crazy? Anything acidic hurts like mad when you have a sore throat!

Anonymous asked: Thanks. This is one of your friends by the way.

You’re welcome, anon-y-friend!

Anonymous asked: Do you like minecraft Lyra? One of the ponies in there looks like you.

I play sometimes. The server I was playing on for a bit went down so I haven’t logged on in a while and offline mode doesn’t interest me anymore.

My character had a J.C. Denton skin.

carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!

I have a feeling you got that off of something.

theblackstrawberry asked: oh... well that's why we have soup!

I’ll see about getting some.