Anonymous asked: Who was that pony sending you weird, mildly dangerous messages? Was he a member of the Equestria Yakaza?
Probably just some joker.
Anonymous asked: Are pony torsos akin to bean bags? Whenever I see a pony upright or sitting like you do, they look like they have a bit of paunch.
How completely rude.
Maybe humans can be slender and svelte, but ponies just aren’t built that way.
You turn to Princess and ask her what should be done, commenting that her regal name must surely leave her the most qualified to make such a decision.
After tripping on her words for a few seconds, she remarks that she thought you were The Leader and she was just The Lancer, to which you scoff. You’re obviously the Action Girl and she’s the Deadpan Snarker. Amy seems to take offense to this, believing she’s the action girl, but offers no explanation for what everyone else is. She may not understand the conversation taking place here.
You have a sinking suspension that Amy’s The Big Girl, specifically a Cute Bruiser. Though you can’t shake the notion that she may turn out to be an Anti-Hero of some kind.
Twist reminds everyone that this conversation doesn’t matter. You’re obviously the Ragtag Bunch of Misfits and there’s probably more at stake here than anyone yet realizes.
You secretly hope that Twist turns out to be the Team Mom. You’d even settle for The Chick. Just as long as she doesn’t wind up being The Load.
Though now you’re left wondering who The Smart Girl is.
With all the time that’s passed, you’re fairly certain now that the giant doesn’t know you’re there. You could take command, or ask someone else what to do.
phoenixgod1995 submitted:
Maybe you can ask Vinyl if you can borrow her recording room to work on your masterpiece?
That seems like quite a thing to ask. I don’t even know Vinyl very well.
Construction is done back at my and Bon-Bon’s house, Sweetie and I are just staying here for one more night before we move back in.
theblackstrawberry asked: Life is painful sometimes... *sits on the ground*
No kidding.
ask-phoenix-and-family asked: How's your latest masterpiece coming along Lyra?
It’s stalled. I can’t record outside of my soundproof room. I’m still staying with Boscov.
I can’t even practice or else Boscov will hear his present.
theblackstrawberry asked: I can't work... *shows hooves covered in bandages* i had minor hoof surgery... I had something stuck in my hoof. It wasn't hurting but they said it's better to remove it.
Oh my. I’m sorry.
theblackstrawberry asked: Yah it's a lot like that show... It was a really weird dream still...
Maybe you’re working too hard.
theblackstrawberry asked: I had a dream where Twilight Sparkle had a show, and Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Jack were also part of it. And a camera crew was recording everything that happened and humans watched us.... It was too weird..
So basically Friends.
No. 25
Yeah.
Exactly.
Anonymous asked: How did you qualify for being a glorified babbysitter to small retarded children?
I don’t use that word. It’s become more of an insult than a condition and I don’t find that acceptable.
Sometimes there’s just about nothing I can do. But sometimes they can and do learn. Either way, all you can do is try.
To directly address your question, I guess I’m alright at it.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, besides the stupid social problems you and Boscov encounter, are there any other problems this interspecies relationship is forcing you to BEAR?
Nothing based on species, I don’t think.
Anonymous asked: Are you secretly a fat neckbeard?
Even most stallions can’t grow beards.
thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey, need anything at the store? Like medication or anything?
Oh! Thank you but no. I already have both of the drugs I need to take. Already had one and the other was free!
Oh, my. I hope it’ll be better soon…
The good news is I already know about how long it’ll last.
The bad news is the answer is a week.
My doctor was really nice, though. He dropped two bits off of the cost of my visit and pointed me to a store where I could get the prescription filled for free!
Thanks Doctor!