theblackstrawberry asked: I can't work... *shows hooves covered in bandages* i had minor hoof surgery... I had something stuck in my hoof. It wasn't hurting but they said it's better to remove it.
Oh my. I’m sorry.
theblackstrawberry asked: Yah it's a lot like that show... It was a really weird dream still...
Maybe you’re working too hard.
theblackstrawberry asked: I had a dream where Twilight Sparkle had a show, and Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Apple Jack were also part of it. And a camera crew was recording everything that happened and humans watched us.... It was too weird..
So basically Friends.
No. 25
Yeah.
Exactly.
Anonymous asked: How did you qualify for being a glorified babbysitter to small retarded children?
I don’t use that word. It’s become more of an insult than a condition and I don’t find that acceptable.
Sometimes there’s just about nothing I can do. But sometimes they can and do learn. Either way, all you can do is try.
To directly address your question, I guess I’m alright at it.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, besides the stupid social problems you and Boscov encounter, are there any other problems this interspecies relationship is forcing you to BEAR?
Nothing based on species, I don’t think.
Anonymous asked: Are you secretly a fat neckbeard?
Even most stallions can’t grow beards.
thepegasusmakeoutcommittee-blog asked: Hey, need anything at the store? Like medication or anything?
Oh! Thank you but no. I already have both of the drugs I need to take. Already had one and the other was free!
Oh, my. I hope it’ll be better soon…
The good news is I already know about how long it’ll last.
The bad news is the answer is a week.
My doctor was really nice, though. He dropped two bits off of the cost of my visit and pointed me to a store where I could get the prescription filled for free!
Thanks Doctor!
Guess who has an upper respiratory infection again?
Anonymous asked: What's that Ms Ryra? You want a hit placed on Krastos and Sweetie Berre? Very werr, we sharr dispose of them quick and painfurry. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa!
You know, it’s funny. I tried contacting the ponies that sent this message, but I got no answer. I called the guard, but they said the group’s building had been burned down.
The investigation is still ongoing.
Anonymous asked: Would you ever watch or participate in one of those murdertime-funtime game shows? (Examples: Professor Genki's, Smash TV, DeathWatch, etc.)
I don’t think so.
Anonymous Saint(?) (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:
There’s a new Red Faction? When did this happen?
Well hello there!
Anonymous asked: Herro Ms Ryra. We are contacting you to inform you that we made a mistake yesterday. It was the contractors of Ms Heartstrings we kirred, not yours. We hope this most dishonorable mistake does not disprease you, and that you'rr consider contacting us in the future. Praise be to Cerestia and Runa.
That sounds like a normal mistake.
Praise be t-You’re an idiot.