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Bon-Bon: I have made a terrible mistake…
Lyra: Haha! Wow! Is that off-season cider?! Non-alcoholic, I assume.
Bon-Bon: Well, of course. What do you take me for?
Lyra: Clearly “a hypocrite” would be asking too much. How about, “a pony“?
Bon-Bon: Why in Equestria did I hire Twist? I’ve never had an employee before! What do I do if she messes up?! I could never discipline her, let alone fire her! She’s just a filly, and she’s my friend! I taught her for a year! She looked up to me! It would crush her!
Lyra: Did she do anything wrong today?
Bon-Bon: Yes! Well, no. I don’t know!
Lyra: … Should I as-?
Bon-Bon: I returned to the shop to show Twist how to close and went into the back. I noticed a container of cinnamon misplaced. I asked Twist about it and she said her hooves were full carrying the cinnamon rock candy she made.
Lyra: … This is over something stupid, isn’t it?
Bon-Bon: She’s not supposed to be cooking without me!
Lyra: Alright alright! Did you tell her that?
Bon-Bon: I was about to… But she said she was replacing the supply that got bought out, just like I’d do it. And I tasted it, and it was just like I make it. So… So I don’t know!
Lyra: Not used to trusting somepony else, are you?
Bon-Bon: As long as I do it I know it’s done right.
Lyra: This will be a great learning experience for you then! Or the straw that breaks the pony’s back. One of the two, I’m sure.
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Bon-Bon: So, that’s the offer… What do you think?
Twist: I think that’th a pretty big deal…
Bon-Bon: Yes… But…?
Twist: Ah-ah! Butt’th are for thitting, Mth. Bon-Bon. And I’d be happy to acthept!
Bon-Bon: You are?! That’s great! I mean, for you. I mean, thank you!
Twist: Of courthe! How could I thay no?
Bon-Bon: Now you understand this is serious business. You can’t just leave for no reason or not show up-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: I’m going to be scheduling things with your presence in mind-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: If you get sick or- heavens forbid- hurt, you may have to come in anyway until I can relieve you. U-unless it’s serious-!
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: And we’re still going to have to figure out something once school starts back up-
Twist: Oh Mth. Bon-Bon! Of courthe!
Bon-Bon: Fantastic! Can you start tomorrow?
Twist: I had planned to thtop by anyway! I’ll be here with bellth on!
Bon-Bon: Oh Twist, you’re the best! … But don’t let it go to your head.
Twist: Yeth, Mth. Bon-Bon.
Happy Hearts and Hooves Day guys :3
Little Apples Big Adventures!
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1) Sure! I do in a lot of games! I have an overactive imagination.
Hong Kong and Dragonfall were kinda cool in that you’d get asked a few questions about your character, which made it feel like it mattered more. Couldn’t always give a satisfactory answer, though.
2) We grew apart. We broke up. He moved away.
… As far as I know he’s fine.
3) I like optimistic because it sounds better than gullible.
1) I’m just saying, all this mention of fire kinda makes you sound like a burnout. Or an arsonist.
2) I’ll admit, after I read about what this means, it was kinda funny in a perverted way.
But, I mean, Jefferson Davis was no Nero. Why are you expecting me to know who this random American was? Forget your audience?
Also, spoilers, I don’t think things ended well for the south.
3) Sure! You lay down flat and I’ll throw a bowling ball at you.
4) I wore a pair of pants once, for a Nightmare Night costume. And even then they weren’t jeans. The line just doesn’t work; the cultural divide is too great.
5) I’ve been giving you the cold shoulder all night, haven’t I? Guess that makes me too cool for you.
Whenever an obviously pornographic blog follows me, I always feel compelled to check it anyway. You know, maybe it’s a joke! I mean, this one is just too obvious. Maybe it’s just one of my followers having a laugh!
I am always disappointed.
dancing queen appreciation post
(via iamonlykidding)
1) Hold on, I’m not caught up on my US history. Let’s see what Wikipedia has to say…
“The designation of the period by historians as one of good feelings is often conveyed with irony or skepticism, as the history of the era was one in which the political atmosphere was strained and divisive, especially among factions within the Monroe administration and the Republican Party.“
Doesn’t really speak volumes if that’s what you’re aiming for.
2) I’d pick DNA, Do Not Annoy.
3) This isn’t a pickup line. It’s an ice breaker, but not a pickup line.
4) This one I like. You’re still full of hot air, though. So go catch a breeze and drift on out of here.
5) Aw, so close. I’m actually Unobtainium because you don’t have a chance.
No! It’s okay. I mean, I wouldn’t get sad if I didn’t still care for him. I don’t want to forget about him… and I don’t want ponies to act like he didn’t happen.
It didn’t work out. I know we both tried, but we grew apart. There was no big fight and we didn’t split up on unfavorable terms. I mean, we hardly ever fought at all. There were a few times, and I won’t pretend they were small or insignificant. But we got through those.
We both thought it was meant to be, but… it just couldn’t stand up to time…
Life caught up to the both of us and… we were just so busy… Sometimes we didn’t talk for days or weeks. Then I turned around and… a whole year had passed…
[Sniff] … Part of me wishes we could have got married. But part of me is glad we didn’t. Not glad… terrified that if we had, this still would have happened. And things between us would have ended much worse. At least this way I can always love him and look back fondly on the time we shared.
… I’ve never mentioned this before… but shortly after we broke up, they changed the laws on interspecies marriage… Krastos and I… We could have… it just wasn’t meant to be…
I saw this picture and it reminded me of past events so I made this edit.
Bon-Bon: Are you okay, Lyra? You’ve been staring at that for a while.
Lyra: … Yeah… Yeah, I’m alright.
1) Absolutely not. But absolutely fantastic singer!
2) Okay… I don’t
really have a rejection line for this. Why would you want somepony, as
their first impression, to associate you with a tragedy that carries a
death toll in the triple digits? “What? Too soon?” That’s not what I’m saying here, playa. I’m saying there are lasting psychological bonds formed during a first impression and you don’t want that muddled with the kind of negative emotions associated with a historical loss of life, civilian life no less. It’s just not a good line. I’m sorry.
3) This one’s clever! But you’re a little too basic for me.
4) I hope so!
5) Don’t worry about it! You described it, I knew what I was getting into.
I hadn’t heard it before. But artists of every medium have been making work of a similar subject matter for a very long time. I mean, the song basically summarizes the entire punk movement, albeit in a more accept yourself pop-tone: We don’t need you. We didn’t ask for your input. We will live our lives and carve our own path. To that end, while not as prominent as romance and the like, I don’t consider the song as impactful, or (and I feel the word is rightfully deserved) revolutionary as Here was for speaking the unspoken and giving voice to those without.
Of course, it’s still a fantastic song! And by no means am I saying it doesn’t live up to Alessia Cara‘s previous work. Her voice, enunciation, and lyrical prowess are every bit as rich. She sings with such conviction and weaves an incredible tapestry! I’m especially fond of, “We brought our drum and this is how we dance.” Completely unapologetic in its delivery. A steadfast statement. Neither seeking nor even acknowledging acceptance. “We have no apologies for being.” Her take on the subject is a fantastic entry and certainly worth listening to more than once!
And while we’re on the subject of music, that song you reblogged recently, What’s It Gonna Be by Shura? Wonderful! Simple love-style song but I love the 80′s synth vibe! I can totally picture, like, Whitney Houston singing the same song while walking down a set of multi-colored hallways.