Anonymous asked: How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
So I just write some text and then turn it into a hyperlink with this chain-lookin’ button?
Anonymous asked: Remember that one day, that Scootaloo got drunk, and died, and went to the hospital? Those were good times.
She didn’t die.
BEAR-PONY
This is probably super inappropriate, but…
I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.
Because I am ridiculous.
Well, that answers that question.
(Source: totemeister)
Anonymous asked: Lyra! My sense of humor has a tumor, and it is dying painfully because of that! What should I do?
Go see a doctor of the humors.
Requested by Askthediztydoo
That huge yellow ball thing with mouth.. trying to eat our house.
This reminds me of an awesome gif.
theblackstrawberry asked: Anon is curious about me... it makes me nervous... I feel very uncomfortable.
Well, you are a little mysterious.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Oh, are you saying you would never want a foal with Boscov? Maybe a cub instead? Plus it's fun to see you mad, since I never did before.
I was going to post a clip of that old man from Family Colt saying, “I am so tired of you,” but I don’t even care enough to look anymore.
Go pester somepony else.
Anonymous asked: Wait, you're not capable? THEN WHERE DID LYRA MARK TWO COME FROM?
A different Lyra? I dunno.
Anonymous asked: How could you remember your good friend Strawberry's past? And how do I remember it better than you do?
It just slipped my mind, was all.
Anonymous asked: Underage drinking rules!
I disagree.
Anonymous asked: Do they celebrate snowflake day where you live?
Doesn’t sound familiar.
I’ve been saying that a lot lately.
I keep getting too many messages.
I gotta work on this recording, so no more answers for a while.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: So you are saying there is a possibility that you and your lover could have a foal? And you shouldn't get so defensive, it is only a question.
I’m saying there is no chance in the deepest fathoms of unholy Hell that Boscov and I would ever be able to have a child.
Even if I was capable.
And a question can have every bit of sting as a comment. Don’t try to waltz your way around me with a smile and a nod and think you can say whatever you want.
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, remember that house party you had a while back? It was pretty wacky, huh? With all of the underage drinking, and the drugging, and the foal having to be alone at the ER. Good times, huh? Good times.
Yeah… There’s a reason I haven’t had another one… Can’t imagine how bad one would be now.
Oh, my favorite part was when [omitted] Octavia herself was there for all that.
I’ll be honest, I wanted to crawl under a rock and die.
Anonymous asked: Sorry i was referring to the second part of that past question that you didn't answer, about the liver, yeah that one. And I'm not stealing from you, Celestia no. That cat pony seems to like you a bit too much, and he would probably [omitted] me up even if I did get away from you
Cat pony?
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Cat pony…
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Oh! You mean Strawberry? Ha! I forgot that ever happened!