Anonymous asked: No, no, I distinctly remember her dying. But its OK, she got better!
I’m pretty certain Princess Luna saved her.
theblackstrawberry asked: I didn't know I was mysterious... no pony asks me questions...
Well, I just don’t ask much. But you’ve hinted at some stuff before.
Anonymous asked: How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
So I just write some text and then turn it into a hyperlink with this chain-lookin’ button?
Anonymous asked: Remember that one day, that Scootaloo got drunk, and died, and went to the hospital? Those were good times.
She didn’t die.
BEAR-PONY
This is probably super inappropriate, but…
I couldn’t resist drawing out what would happen if one of the ponies had a cubolt or cilly with a bear.
Because I am ridiculous.
Well, that answers that question.
(Source: totemeister)
Anonymous asked: Lyra! My sense of humor has a tumor, and it is dying painfully because of that! What should I do?
Go see a doctor of the humors.
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That huge yellow ball thing with mouth.. trying to eat our house.
This reminds me of an awesome gif.
theblackstrawberry asked: Anon is curious about me... it makes me nervous... I feel very uncomfortable.
Well, you are a little mysterious.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Oh, are you saying you would never want a foal with Boscov? Maybe a cub instead? Plus it's fun to see you mad, since I never did before.
I was going to post a clip of that old man from Family Colt saying, “I am so tired of you,” but I don’t even care enough to look anymore.
Go pester somepony else.
Anonymous asked: Wait, you're not capable? THEN WHERE DID LYRA MARK TWO COME FROM?
A different Lyra? I dunno.
Anonymous asked: How could you remember your good friend Strawberry's past? And how do I remember it better than you do?
It just slipped my mind, was all.
Anonymous asked: Underage drinking rules!
I disagree.
Anonymous asked: Do they celebrate snowflake day where you live?
Doesn’t sound familiar.
I’ve been saying that a lot lately.
I keep getting too many messages.
I gotta work on this recording, so no more answers for a while.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: So you are saying there is a possibility that you and your lover could have a foal? And you shouldn't get so defensive, it is only a question.
I’m saying there is no chance in the deepest fathoms of unholy Hell that Boscov and I would ever be able to have a child.
Even if I was capable.
And a question can have every bit of sting as a comment. Don’t try to waltz your way around me with a smile and a nod and think you can say whatever you want.