Anonymous asked: Get Bon-Bon 400 pillows.
Somepony’s been around for a while. I’d forgotten that joke!
Anonymous asked: Bon-Bon's nickname is Bon-Bon Bondage, right? Just get her some new bondage gear. Or some new baking/cooking tools. Either would probably work.
You don’t get a housewife a new vacuum for Hearth’s Warming.
It needs to be something she’d use that isn’t related to work…
Completely ignoring that bit about gear, if you couldn’t tell.
askconertheglaceon-blog asked: What Did you get Bon-bon This Year?
Bon-Bon…
Oh [omitted]…
Anonymous asked: Can you buy me the game Claus N Effect for Christmas?
If I could afford to buy somepony something for Hearth’s Warming, I’d have bought Boscov something.
Anonymous asked: Does Boscov ever inappropriately grope you or do other things to make you feel bad?
I- What- I don’t- Ugh…
Look, think of a gentlecolt. A gentlecolt at a fancy restaurant. That’s Boscov twenty-four/seven. He’s the nicest, kindest, most considerate… anything you’ll ever meet!
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about scary butt fun?
Terrified?
Anonymous asked: Sup' baby, seeing anyone currently?
Yes, my boyfriend.
theblackstrawberry asked: *walks in looking a bit thin and sickly* H-hey L-Lyra how are you? I m-missed you... are you f-feeling better?
Oh, Cels… Are you alright?
Anonymous asked: dear princess lyra, i have been a very good girl this year and i would like a pretty dress and a muffin and a pony. your hair is pretty. i love you. - derpy hooves
Dear Ms. Hooves,
We’re pleased to inform you that after carefully reviewing your application you have been accepted into our prestigious academy.
You may begin registration now. Classes begin on Jan. 8th.
Aw sweet! I loved that game!
Anonymous asked: What is Boscov getting you? A new lyre or something?
While anything he got me would have been wonderful, what he choose was sorta expensive and will be kickin’ rad.
I appreciate you taking time out of your day to let me know this essential information.
Not like I can feel much more sick right now than I am.
Anonymous asked: Do you still lack a bed?
Nope.
I carefully planned out the extra insurance money when I factored in the addition and made sure there was enough for furnishings too.
So yes. I’m sleeping on a bed at night.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a lyre bird as a pet?
I can’t really afford a pet.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Well, then. That answers one question. Do you drink a lot, Lyra?
Mild to moderately, I suppose.
It comes and goes.