Anonymous asked: Steal something important from Bon-Bon then gift it back, its a fool-proof plan!
Disaster averted.
Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.
Anonymous asked: Go through Bon-Bon's stuff while she isn't looking and see if you can find any clues as to what to get her.
Somehow I don’t think that would end well.
Anonymous asked: Get a simple dress, like the one that rarity made for Twilight on her birthday!
She already has a simple dress. It’d have to be something special if I got her another.
Anonymous asked: MacGoogles is me name, I like a swampy bog. It's time to play a game with your favorite highland frog!
Is this really a thing?
Anonymous asked: You could always get Bon-Bon a dress. Mares like dresses, right?
Yes, but I don’t really know her taste in dresses. And I couldn’t afford an expensive one for her, so she couldn’t just be wowed by something glamorous.
XD I actually laughed out loud at this one! Oh man, you enabling replies was the best thing, I just hope I’m not annoying you with my replies.
Of course not! If you’d like to let me know something, go right ahead!
I’m glad you liked it!
Anonymous asked: I thought I was the only Butt Doctor around here! Lyra, why do you betray me?
My carefully thought out response can be found through this link.
You “go straight” and walk comically into the wall in front of you. You continue to walk in place against the wall to look sort of robotic.
No one’s laughing. It might be serious time again. Whatever was making that buzzing might be dangerous. You could either go left, back, or maybe try listening again.
Anonymous asked: Hello, I am a proctologist. I'm here to make a house visit and to make medical examinations.
No.
Anonymous asked: I don't understand why that Anon would ask such a vulgar thing. And yes Lyra, it is a human euphemism. It means not using a condom. It's disturbing that someone would ask you about that, though.
Classy.
Anonymous asked: Do you and Boscov ever do it bareback?
Is that some sort of human euphemism?
Anonymous asked: *Poisons your water supply with healthy minerals*
No.
And for anypony wondering, it could be poison if it was an overdose of the healthy minerals.
Anonymous asked: Maybe you should get Bon-Bon some skates or something. You might help foster some love of skating in her that she never knew about.
Hmm… That’s not a bad idea, I don’t guess…
I just don’t want her to be disappointed again.
This is one of many reasons why I like you, Lyra.
And for anypony interested, it was some gibberish about forcing a potion down my throat.
Asterisks are magic.
Anonymous asked: You seriously don't know any of Bon-Bon's hobbies? What type of BFF are you?
Yes, this is the internal dilemma I’m currently dealing with.
Thanks for that.