Ask Lyra

Jul 07

christomancer:
“ asklyra:
“I wanted Leo… But Terra is alright, I guess…
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just downloaded this game, I hope I can get Terra!
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There’s an event going on until the end of the 17th where if you make an account you get a bunch of free stuff, including...

christomancer:

asklyra:

I wanted Leo… But Terra is alright, I guess…

just downloaded this game, I hope I can get Terra! 

There’s an event going on until the end of the 17th where if you make an account you get a bunch of free stuff, including 10 random rare character unlocks.

Well, there’s a trick called rerolling that you can do to manipulate your odds on those unlocks, if you have the time. This video explains it better than any of the write ups I read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4fMkwDY3w

I did about 20-30 rerolls trying to get Leo before I settled on Terra, but in between all of that I had pulled every other rare character in the game other than Leo. And some of them multiple times!

Jul 05

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Jul 04

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Jul 03

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Jul 02

I wanted Leo… But Terra is alright, I guess…

I wanted Leo… But Terra is alright, I guess…

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Jun 30

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Jun 28

Bon-Bon: I have made a terrible mistake…

Lyra: Haha! Wow! Is that off-season cider?! Non-alcoholic, I assume.

Bon-Bon: Well, of course. What do you take me for?

Lyra: Clearly “a hypocrite” would be asking too much. How about, “a pony“?

Bon-Bon: Why in Equestria did I hire Twist? I’ve never had an employee before! What do I do if she messes up?! I could never discipline her, let alone fire her! She’s just a filly, and she’s my friend! I taught her for a year! She looked up to me! It would crush her!

Lyra: Did she do anything wrong today?
Bon-Bon: Yes! Well, no. I don’t know!

Lyra: … Should I as-?
Bon-Bon: I returned to the shop to show Twist how to close and went into the back. I noticed a container of cinnamon misplaced. I asked Twist about it and she said her hooves were full carrying the cinnamon rock candy she made.

Lyra: … This is over something stupid, isn’t it?
Bon-Bon: She’s not supposed to be cooking without me!
Lyra: Alright alright! Did you tell her that?

Bon-Bon: I was about to… But she said she was replacing the supply that got bought out, just like I’d do it. And I tasted it, and it was just like I make it. So… So I don’t know!

Lyra: Not used to trusting somepony else, are you?

Bon-Bon: As long as I do it I know it’s done right.

Lyra: This will be a great learning experience for you then! Or the straw that breaks the pony’s back. One of the two, I’m sure.

Jun 27

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Jun 26

Bon-Bon: So, that’s the offer… What do you think?

Twist: I think that’th a pretty big deal…

Bon-Bon: Yes… But…?

Twist: Ah-ah! Butt’th are for thitting, Mth. Bon-Bon. And I’d be happy to acthept!

Bon-Bon: You are?! That’s great! I mean, for you. I mean, thank you!

Twist: Of courthe! How could I thay no?

Bon-Bon: Now you understand this is serious business. You can’t just leave for no reason or not show up-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.

Bon-Bon: I’m going to be scheduling things with your presence in mind-
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.

Bon-Bon: If you get sick or- heavens forbid- hurt, you may have to come in anyway until I can relieve you. U-unless it’s serious-!
Twist: Of courthe, Mth. Bon-Bon.

Bon-Bon: And we’re still going to have to figure out something once school starts back up-
Twist: Oh Mth. Bon-Bon! Of courthe!

Bon-Bon: Fantastic! Can you start tomorrow?

Twist: I had planned to thtop by anyway! I’ll be here with bellth on!

Bon-Bon: Oh Twist, you’re the best! … But don’t let it go to your head.

Twist: Yeth, Mth. Bon-Bon.

Jun 24

asklittleapplebloom:
“Happy Hearts and Hooves Day guys :3
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Little Apples Big Adventures!

asklittleapplebloom:

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day guys :3

Little Apples Big Adventures!

Jun 22

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1) Sure! I do in a lot of games! I have an overactive imagination.

Hong Kong and Dragonfall were kinda cool in that you’d get asked a few questions about your character, which made it feel like it mattered more. Couldn’t always give a satisfactory answer, though.

2) We grew apart. We broke up. He moved away.

… As far as I know he’s fine.

3) I like optimistic because it sounds better than gullible.

Jun 19

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1) I’m just saying, all this mention of fire kinda makes you sound like a burnout. Or an arsonist.

2) I’ll admit, after I read about what this means, it was kinda funny in a perverted way.

But, I mean, Jefferson Davis was no Nero. Why are you expecting me to know who this random American was? Forget your audience?

Also, spoilers, I don’t think things ended well for the south.

3) Sure! You lay down flat and I’ll throw a bowling ball at you.

4) I wore a pair of pants once, for a Nightmare Night costume. And even then they weren’t jeans. The line just doesn’t work; the cultural divide is too great.

5) I’ve been giving you the cold shoulder all night, haven’t I? Guess that makes me too cool for you.

Whenever an obviously pornographic blog follows me, I always feel compelled to check it anyway. You know, maybe it’s a joke! I mean, this one is just too obvious. Maybe it’s just one of my followers having a laugh!

I am always disappointed.