Ask Lyra

Dec 25

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm going to check home... I'll come back later to visit you... are you okay?

Yeah, I’m fine.

Haven’t you found her, though? I thought you had.

theblackstrawberry asked: Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...

Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.

Anonymous asked: Got any gag gifts this year?

A pair of human khaki pants.

I put ‘em on and strutted.

Anonymous asked: You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.

No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.

There’s lots of leftovers.

Anonymous asked: You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.

I don’t think that

Anonymous asked: Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?

Actually, I’m hungry again.

Excuse me for a bit.

Anonymous asked: But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?

Did you just call me a dude?

theblackstrawberry asked: *walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...

Wait, what?

Who’s missing?

Anonymous asked: Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?

We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.

We believe in you!

Anonymous asked: I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Thanks.

And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…

Anonymous asked: I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra... Thank you. That piece was marvelous, and one of the greatest gifts I've ever received. Just... What I got for you is insignificant when compared to your music. I love you.

I don’t know. A whole, new, friggin’ computer is pretty [omitted] beastly.

I love you too, Boscov.

And thanks again! This thing is awesome!

Anonymous asked: Got any good presents yet?

Heh heh… Yeah. Sort of.

Anonymous asked: If Krastos is Boscov, does that make you Hector Con Carne?

No, that would make me either General Skarr or Major Doctor Ghastly.

The last thing I am is the brains.

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ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: [redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A…
Forgot to censor, Lyra! Got to remember that!

You ponies are so nice to remind me if I mess up! Thank you!