Anonymous asked: Hey pony, wanna smoke some of this dope? After all, Snoop Dog says, hey hey, smoke weed every day.
No.
Even if I wanted to, why would you ask me on a public website?
theblackstrawberry asked: T-t-t-thank you L-lyra. I'm feeling better now. Thanks for caring about me... I'm thankful for you, you know?
Just take care of yourself, alright? Can’t help anypony of you can’t help yourself.
Anonymous asked: Do you ever have any sort of butt fun with Boscov?
No.
Anonymous asked: Why dontcha marry that bear if ye love him so much?
For the same reason I’ve never been married before.
…
Well, not the same reason. This is quite a bit different…
It’s not that I don’t trust him or anything.
…
It’s complicated, okay? I mean, I dated somepony for over a year once and we never talked about marriage.
You raise your clawed gauntlet and listen once more. The others take this as a cue to draw and ready their weapons as well.
You can hear it, louder than before. It sounds like the hum of a circuit breaker being strained, occasionally followed by a buzz, like electricity arcing. You can’t decide if it’s further ahead or behind. It seems to be coming from the other side of the wall. If the map can be trusted, that’s the curved hallway that may or may not really curve the length of the building. In retrospect, you never checked.
Just as you’re about to make a decision, you notice something. It’s getting louder, and it’s location is slowly shifting.
It’s moving.
Anonymous asked: i wish i was dating your bear friend, he seems like such a cool guy.
I can understand that. He’s pretty rad.
I’m sorry that I’m dating him instead. I guess that’s not really fair to the rest of the world.
So I’m sorry world, but he is with me.
Anonymous asked: Why are you dating a fat fur coat who's obsessed over food?
Why am I dating Boscov?
Why aren’t you?
Oh, that’s right. Because I am.
Yeah… Yeah, you live with it…
canvaspony-blog-blog-deactivate asked: I want you to HONESTLY admit all of your feelings to Bon Bon. ALL of them.
Okay.
Bon-Bon, you are an excellent friend and I don’t appreciate you enough. You invited me into your home and put up with me on a daily basis, and for little in return. I’m truly sorry I’m such a useless hanger-on. But I want you to know that if I’m ever able to repay you for the kindness you’ve shown me day in and day out, I’ll do so tenfold.
You are my sister beyond blood and I love you for it.
Lyra
musingsandbananas-blog-blog-dea asked: To solve your gift decision, I would suggest a poll.
Sounds like an excellent opportunity to get myself trolled.
I appreciate the notion, but no thanks.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, can you please cut down on the jokes? I'm drunk and I still don't find them funny.
Everypony’s a critic.
Now you’re talkin’!
But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.
So many choice~s and such riches a plenty…
Anonymous asked: Your welcome, now that we got that out of the way we can cure racism!
AskLyra. Solving one global crisis at a time.
Anonymous asked: Tell a funny joke. I'm sorry... Please tell a funny joke.
YA FACE! AH. HAH. HAH. HAH.
…
You know how that turtle, Tank, has a helicoptor backpack? Pretty hi-tech stuff. Heard he’s even got a phone too. Yeah.
Overheard him talkin’ to Rainbow Dash the other day about a telemarketer call he got. Evidently somepony was asking him if he wanted to change his long distance carrier.
Anonymous asked: Steal something important from Bon-Bon then gift it back, its a fool-proof plan!
Disaster averted.
Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.
Anonymous asked: Go through Bon-Bon's stuff while she isn't looking and see if you can find any clues as to what to get her.
Somehow I don’t think that would end well.