Ask Lyra

Dec 25

Anonymous asked: I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Thanks.

And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…

Anonymous asked: I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra... Thank you. That piece was marvelous, and one of the greatest gifts I've ever received. Just... What I got for you is insignificant when compared to your music. I love you.

I don’t know. A whole, new, friggin’ computer is pretty [omitted] beastly.

I love you too, Boscov.

And thanks again! This thing is awesome!

Anonymous asked: Got any good presents yet?

Heh heh… Yeah. Sort of.

Anonymous asked: If Krastos is Boscov, does that make you Hector Con Carne?

No, that would make me either General Skarr or Major Doctor Ghastly.

The last thing I am is the brains.

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ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: [redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A…
Forgot to censor, Lyra! Got to remember that!

You ponies are so nice to remind me if I mess up! Thank you!

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[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the…
Great job!I hope your cloak wasn’t itchy, it looks heavy like wool and tied with rope.

That might have been all it was, if this was a regular play. But this was a Canterlot production and everypony was wearing high-quality costumes. That cloak had a silk interlining; was very comfortable.

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Anonymous asked: What's on your backlog?

Well, I gotta do that Skyrim piece. Plus the twelve or so requests I’ve been neglecting…

Probably won’t be able to do anything until Boscov and I get back from Manehatten, though. We leave… was it Tuesday?

Anonymous asked: So Hearth's Warming at your house is going to be two mares, one bear? *Pulls out a gun and considers shooting self for awful joke, but ultimately puts it away* Forgive me.

Sweetie will be back for Hearth’s Warming dinner, if that changes anything.

Anonymous asked: I don't mean for it to be a jab at social roles. Just Boscov seems rather wife-like at times and never acts macho, and in a lot of alternate dimensions where you're married to Bon-Bon, you have the husband-role.

In a mare/stal-… Boy/girl marriage, the guy is the husband and the girl is the wife. What they do or how they act doesn’t matter.

Dec 24

A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the pageant.
Gold-colored magic opening the door through which Princess Platinum enters.

A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the pageant.

Gold-colored magic opening the door through which Princess Platinum enters.

Anonymous asked: So are you and Bon-Bon inviting any guests over for Hearth's Warming?

I invited Boscov over.

Tootsie is going to be spending it with her parents.

By the way, the play starts soon. So I’ll talk to you ponies later.

Anonymous asked: Just a question. If you and Boscov did marry, would he be the wife? He just seems to be filled with wife-material.

Ah. Jabs about gender roles. Very edgy and current.