Ask Lyra

Dec 25

theblackstrawberry asked: Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...

Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.

Anonymous asked: Got any gag gifts this year?

A pair of human khaki pants.

I put ‘em on and strutted.

Anonymous asked: You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.

No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.

There’s lots of leftovers.

Anonymous asked: You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.

I don’t think that

Anonymous asked: Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?

Actually, I’m hungry again.

Excuse me for a bit.

Anonymous asked: But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?

Did you just call me a dude?

theblackstrawberry asked: *walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...

Wait, what?

Who’s missing?

Anonymous asked: Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?

We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.

We believe in you!

Anonymous asked: I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Thanks.

And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…

Anonymous asked: I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Lyra... Thank you. That piece was marvelous, and one of the greatest gifts I've ever received. Just... What I got for you is insignificant when compared to your music. I love you.

I don’t know. A whole, new, friggin’ computer is pretty [omitted] beastly.

I love you too, Boscov.

And thanks again! This thing is awesome!

Anonymous asked: Got any good presents yet?

Heh heh… Yeah. Sort of.

Anonymous asked: If Krastos is Boscov, does that make you Hector Con Carne?

No, that would make me either General Skarr or Major Doctor Ghastly.

The last thing I am is the brains.

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ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: [redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A…
Forgot to censor, Lyra! Got to remember that!

You ponies are so nice to remind me if I mess up! Thank you!

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[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your photo: A quick snapshot Bon-Bon took of me during the…
Great job!I hope your cloak wasn’t itchy, it looks heavy like wool and tied with rope.

That might have been all it was, if this was a regular play. But this was a Canterlot production and everypony was wearing high-quality costumes. That cloak had a silk interlining; was very comfortable.