Ask Lyra

Dec 25

Anonymous asked: So that means you and Boscov are free to do things you normally wouldn't do with a foal around? Like tell violent jokes, or talk about the current diplomatic relationship between griffins and buffalo?

Ah… Yeah. But I didn’t have any of those in mind.

Anonymous asked: So whatever did you get Bon-Bon?

Not really for me to say anymore; it’s out of my hooves. You could try asking her.

I can’t tell if she liked it or not…

Anonymous asked: So where will Sweetie be while you and Boscov are in Manehatten?

With her parents.

She can’t stay with Bon-Bon because she’ll still have to work.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm going to check home... I'll come back later to visit you... are you okay?

Yeah, I’m fine.

Haven’t you found her, though? I thought you had.

theblackstrawberry asked: Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...

Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.

Anonymous asked: Got any gag gifts this year?

A pair of human khaki pants.

I put ‘em on and strutted.

Anonymous asked: You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.

No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.

There’s lots of leftovers.

Anonymous asked: You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.

I don’t think that

Anonymous asked: Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?

Actually, I’m hungry again.

Excuse me for a bit.

Anonymous asked: But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?

Did you just call me a dude?

theblackstrawberry asked: *walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...

Wait, what?

Who’s missing?

Anonymous asked: Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?

We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.

We believe in you!

Anonymous asked: I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*

Thanks.

And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…

Anonymous asked: I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?

Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.