Anonymous asked: So that means you and Boscov are free to do things you normally wouldn't do with a foal around? Like tell violent jokes, or talk about the current diplomatic relationship between griffins and buffalo?
Ah… Yeah. But I didn’t have any of those in mind.
Anonymous asked: So whatever did you get Bon-Bon?
Not really for me to say anymore; it’s out of my hooves. You could try asking her.
I can’t tell if she liked it or not…
Anonymous asked: So where will Sweetie be while you and Boscov are in Manehatten?
With her parents.
She can’t stay with Bon-Bon because she’ll still have to work.
theblackstrawberry asked: I'm going to check home... I'll come back later to visit you... are you okay?
Yeah, I’m fine.
Haven’t you found her, though? I thought you had.
theblackstrawberry asked: Trixie... I woke up and I didn't see her...
Sounds like it’s all okay now, though.
Anonymous asked: Got any gag gifts this year?
A pair of human khaki pants.
I put ‘em on and strutted.
Anonymous asked: You're hungry? I'm guessing Boscov didn't make a feast like he said he would.
No no; he did. He also made a huge breakfast so I couldn’t eat but so much for dinner.
There’s lots of leftovers.
Anonymous asked: You're my Daddy. And Boscov is my Mommy.
I don’t think that
Anonymous asked: Were you sure to eat enough that you feel as though you won't want to eat for another five days?
Actually, I’m hungry again.
Excuse me for a bit.
Anonymous asked: But why are you leaving me alone while you and Mommy go to Manehatten?
Did you just call me a dude?
theblackstrawberry asked: *walks up to you crying* My mom is missing... where is my mom? can you find my mom? *sits on the ground and curls up into the fetal position* my mom is gone...
Wait, what?
Who’s missing?
Anonymous asked: Daddy, why do you and Mommy have to leave?
We left you because we want you to succeed on your own.
We believe in you!
Anonymous asked: I wish you and Boscov a safe trip to Manehatten, and I also wish you both have a wonderful experience, and I hope you both enjoy the excellent hotel rooms in Manehatten. *wink* *wink*
Thanks.
And, uh… Yeah. Heh heh…
Anonymous asked: I, the Butt Doctor, have decided to give out free medical examinations of butts as part of the holiday spirit. Is anyone at your household in need of a butt examination?
Once I finish shoving this soda can up yours, you’ll need one.