carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: I try to act professional torwards her as she's a valuable customer of our corner, but honestly? She's the empress of my nightmares, I start to shake whenever I think about what mischievous stuff she could whip up with that little horn of hers. I mean, I don't know if you heard it, but she almost managed to kill my wife once when she just casually fetched a lil' knife with her magic as she was retrieving her order. Thankfully though, my sweetheart managed to dodge..
Goodness! I hadn’t heard about that, no!
I’m so sorry, Mister Cake. Magic certainly isn’t a force you should be afraid of, but it sounds like you’re completely justified in your fear. I’m sure it was an accident, though.
Yeah… When I heard about that whole “Santa Claus” thing humans have…
carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: I am, very, hay, I even get nervous by just talking to unicorns like you. D:
Well, I can be pretty dangerous…
But I don’t mean you any harm!
Twilight must terrify you.
Anonymous asked: What was the first M-Rated game you ever played?
Probably Duke Nukem; the N64 version.
But I saw the computer version once. Colt playing it got to the end of the level and just started handing money to some NPC girl at a nightclub. The results should be obvious.
Shake it, baby.
diamondmint asked: Merry Christmas Lyra. -mint
Happy Hea-…
Uh…
Merry Christmas, Mint!
carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: How does a cat manage to transmogrify into a pony? I would love to ask the subject itself, but I'm afraid of getting turned into a frog. :C
If I recall the stories, he used to be a pony first. Then he became a cat. Then Trixie turned him back into a pony.
Also, are you afraid of magic, Mister Cake?
theblackstrawberry asked: I heard you were going away soon... Please say you haven't left yet...?
Either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on the weather.
What’s up?
Sounds like somepony went to the dentist or something.
Anonymous asked: Oh, well you and Boscov are still going to take advantage of the situation of being alone in a hotel room though, right? You can always watch R-RATED MOVIES!
Isn’t that something school-age ponies do the first time they get a hotel room to themselves?
We’ll probably watch the Food Network or somethin’.
Anonymous asked: Idea: When you are alone in the hotel room with Boscov, get drunk, cast the "Want it, Need it" spell on yourself, and have an enjoyable night?
A) I don’t know that spell.
B) I don’t want to manipulate my mind into rapturous throws. That’s not healthy for the same reason Extacy isn’t healthy.
Anonymous asked: *Holds up a mistletoe* Oh look Lyra, a mistletoe! Now you have to kiss me!
You think I have to kiss you, and I don’t. It’s funny how these things work out, isn’t it?
Anonymous asked: I, the butt doctor, accepts your challenge! Bring it Ms. Lyra, as after I finish examining my own butt, I shall exam that of Bon-Bon's and Sweetie's while you are gone.
No.
((Look Lyra, I’ve got a you light.))
Aw, sweet! Thanks! It’s even got my name on the box!
(Source: carrottopanswers-blog)
You cry out your command, possibly misspeaking in the process, and quickly make your way back to the entrance. Being that you hadn’t gone far, it wasn’t hard to remember how to get there.
Unfortunately, if anything the noise has become louder! Not sure exactly what to do now, you turn around and look down the curved hallway. You can hear the constant hum and occasional buzzing of electricity now matched by a flicker of light from deeper down the hallway.
You were about to make a split-second decision when an arc of black lightning shoots from out of sight and dances across the wall, no less than two meters away from you, and dissipates when it reaches the floor.
Glancing back, your friends are wide-eyed and panicking. Your keen perception picks up no trace of recognition from Princess or Amy; they don’t know anything more about a shadow shooting lightning than you do.
theblackstrawberry asked: I'm back, sorry I kinda left... It turned out she was at home... I didn't see her... Pinkie Pie was there when I left so I dont know... I have to get home for lunch though, I'll be back a bit later... hugs?
Alright. Have a good day, Strawberry.
Happy Hearth’s Warming!