Not positive. I’d like to be there for New Years. Probably come home soon after.
askthefourthwall-blog-blog asked: *Suddenly Wall* I forgot to stop by and say hi so I'm just gonna drop off this gift. Its a one-time voucher for a free meal at a random restaurant of your choosing.
… How…?
How in Equestria did you get a coupon that can work at any restaurant? I mean, the amount of coordination it would take to get every restaurant on board would likely take reality shaping powers the likes of-
…
Oh…
O~h.
Well played.
Thanks for the gift!
Anonymous asked: Can I call you Incidental Unicorn #2?
You aren’t the first to suggest that, Second Anonymous that has called me Incidental Unicorn #2.
Anonymous asked: I think your real parents named you "Heartstrings".
I don’t think they did.
But then again, it doesn’t really matter.
Anonymous asked: Is it true that unicorns make doughnuts by putting dough around their horns and heating them up with magic?
Not that I know of. I’ve never seen the inner workings of a doughnut shop.
Anonymous asked: Ever try pinkiemint?
Pinkiemint…
There’s a human store called Pink Mint that specializes in evening wear.
Anonymous asked: How do you resist the urge to use Boscov as a mount?
Because this isn’t World of Warpony.
Besides, I prefer MMOs with more intuitive methods of travel.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, I'm going to miss you... I just wanted a hug...
Well come on down to Crazy Lyra’s Hug Emporium, where our prices are so low, we’re just givin’ hugs away!
carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: I try to act professional torwards her as she's a valuable customer of our corner, but honestly? She's the empress of my nightmares, I start to shake whenever I think about what mischievous stuff she could whip up with that little horn of hers. I mean, I don't know if you heard it, but she almost managed to kill my wife once when she just casually fetched a lil' knife with her magic as she was retrieving her order. Thankfully though, my sweetheart managed to dodge..
Goodness! I hadn’t heard about that, no!
I’m so sorry, Mister Cake. Magic certainly isn’t a force you should be afraid of, but it sounds like you’re completely justified in your fear. I’m sure it was an accident, though.
Yeah… When I heard about that whole “Santa Claus” thing humans have…
carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: I am, very, hay, I even get nervous by just talking to unicorns like you. D:
Well, I can be pretty dangerous…
But I don’t mean you any harm!
Twilight must terrify you.
Anonymous asked: What was the first M-Rated game you ever played?
Probably Duke Nukem; the N64 version.
But I saw the computer version once. Colt playing it got to the end of the level and just started handing money to some NPC girl at a nightclub. The results should be obvious.
Shake it, baby.
diamondmint asked: Merry Christmas Lyra. -mint
Happy Hea-…
Uh…
Merry Christmas, Mint!
carrotcake-replies-deactivated2 asked: How does a cat manage to transmogrify into a pony? I would love to ask the subject itself, but I'm afraid of getting turned into a frog. :C
If I recall the stories, he used to be a pony first. Then he became a cat. Then Trixie turned him back into a pony.
Also, are you afraid of magic, Mister Cake?
theblackstrawberry asked: I heard you were going away soon... Please say you haven't left yet...?
Either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on the weather.
What’s up?