pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Whatever you say, Miss Canterlot. So, a drunk bar fight? That sounds fun, but i'm afraid I might hurt you.
I’m not going to beat up a little filly. What kind of example would I be setting for Sweetie Belle?
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, you called me a male and I will have to fight you with a rap battle or something. Where should we meet? Your house or mine? There will be tons of alcohol either way.
A rap battle? You need to stop watching so many awful faux-street dance-off movies.
Where I’m from, the only thing you throw-down is your opponent’s body before you stomp on ‘em.
That describes what I think of, too. Not that I’m always trying to think of you and Krastos together, though.
That’s one of the reasons why I prefer ponies thinking that.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, that was horrible and you should feel ashamed of yourself. No one uses "Dawg" these days. It's all about "Dude" and such. What are you going to do now, Grandma?
I’m gonna retire, sport.
Say, young colt, wanna mow my lawn for a shiny bit of your very own? Why I remember when you could spent one bit on a full course dinner…
Anonymous asked: I got to admit, whenever I try to think of what goes on between you and Boscov behind closed doors, I can only imagine cute stuff like cuddling and spooning.
I’d prefer ponies thinking that, to be honest.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Oh, you like it doggy style? Ha, see how I used that against you?
I got infinitely more style than you, dawg.
Anonymous asked: Sweetie Belle's what? SWEETIE BELLE'S WHAT?!
Sweetie Belle’s I-can-never-tell-when-she’s-going-to-log-in-so-I-can’t-say.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: So, your sex life is cute? That's a little strange.
Oh hai doggie.
Anonymous asked: I'M FED UP WITH DIS WORLD.
I did naught hit her!
I did na~ught!
Anonymous asked: OH HI pony with a cutie MARK, HOW'S YOUR SEX LIFE?
Cute. Bit of a stretch, but not bad.
You are certainly not a chicken.
…
Cheep cheep cheep!
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Well then make a fort out of them or something. I don't know!
Make a fort? Who do you think I am, Twilight Sparkle?
I guess I could put Sweetie Belle’s-…
Uh…
Nothing.
Anonymous asked: Happy Day After Snowflake Day! Did Snowflake Jake bring you any good spices?
Nope.
Didn’t I already say I’m not familiar with that show?
Oh, but it gets better. If you do a search for Snowflake Jake, you get a fillies dress-up game about decorating a snowman.
Snowponies are so much cooler.
pegasuslyra-blog asked: Here, then, take another box. Give it to those poor ponies or make a fort or something.
You do realize that was quite a while ago, right?
And in Canterlot.
psychonet-deactivated20120104 asked: Why do you look like a mint?
Most would think that I look like a pony.
Anonymous asked: So you're saying a train is cooler than Boscov?
Don’t put words in my mouth.
Riding a train is cooler than riding on my boyfriend’s back. Faster too.