hornuraakemi asked: Hi Lyra! How was your Hearth's Warming?
It was great! The best I’ve ever had!
How about yours?
Anonymous asked: *Throws a lust potion at you*
theblackstrawberry asked: Hello Lyra, I heard you were giving away hugs? I'd like as many as I can please.
Limit five per costumer!
Anonymous asked: Don't you mean "No mare, I have a bear"?
This is not a Doctor Seuss book.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: How aboooout nope! We can still go out, too! It will be fun! You can get your bear, too.. And your friend BB! It will be one big pizza party! We could all get drunk, too! That sounds like fun, right?
Nah. You’re kinda irritating to be honest. Your only interaction with me seems to involve trying to cheese me off.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Okay, okay... Then I will just wait until you do! I will get drunk in BB's house and totally do whatever I will do.. I'm already drunk, but you want to go out sometime, Lyra?
No, mare, I have a boyfriend.
If you realize you’re drunk, maybe you should stop posting until you’re sober again.
diamondmint asked: Hi Lyra. How are things today? -Mint
Hello, Mint! My body is still getting over being sick. How are you? I heard you’re staying with Tricks and Twilight. Let me know if there’s anything I can do!
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: That's it. I'm going to DESTROY you! Where do you live or should I ask your bear?
I live in Bon-Bon’s house, you tool.
Just remember, once you throw the first punch it comes self-defense for me.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Whatever you say, Miss Canterlot. So, a drunk bar fight? That sounds fun, but i'm afraid I might hurt you.
I’m not going to beat up a little filly. What kind of example would I be setting for Sweetie Belle?
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, you called me a male and I will have to fight you with a rap battle or something. Where should we meet? Your house or mine? There will be tons of alcohol either way.
A rap battle? You need to stop watching so many awful faux-street dance-off movies.
Where I’m from, the only thing you throw-down is your opponent’s body before you stomp on ‘em.
That describes what I think of, too. Not that I’m always trying to think of you and Krastos together, though.
That’s one of the reasons why I prefer ponies thinking that.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, that was horrible and you should feel ashamed of yourself. No one uses "Dawg" these days. It's all about "Dude" and such. What are you going to do now, Grandma?
I’m gonna retire, sport.
Say, young colt, wanna mow my lawn for a shiny bit of your very own? Why I remember when you could spent one bit on a full course dinner…
Anonymous asked: I got to admit, whenever I try to think of what goes on between you and Boscov behind closed doors, I can only imagine cute stuff like cuddling and spooning.
I’d prefer ponies thinking that, to be honest.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Oh, you like it doggy style? Ha, see how I used that against you?
I got infinitely more style than you, dawg.
Anonymous asked: Sweetie Belle's what? SWEETIE BELLE'S WHAT?!
Sweetie Belle’s I-can-never-tell-when-she’s-going-to-log-in-so-I-can’t-say.