1) Dag, yo. That’s whats up.
2) I don’t know… A lot of what I felt was shame for being so uncomfortable.
3) Húfbol in some places.
4) We don’t ever seem to, no.
Anonymous asked: How's the trip?
Tonight was… Interesting…
…
I’m glad there were some ponies at the conference. I don’t want to sound like a bigot, but I was a little uncomfortable.
Boscov was great, and I was so proud of him. He looked like he was in his element. I just felt so out of place…
And whenever we were together, I could just feel them staring at me…
At one point a bear walked up to me and asked if I was Krastos’ assistant, and I was afraid to answer. I almost rather they be left wondering than feel in their mind that their judgmental stares were justified.
…
And I don’t know where my head was or why I didn’t realize before hoof that there would be meat served, but that was my fault. I couldn’t be completely positive what dishes didn’t have meat in them so I just didn’t eat.
Boscov, I know you’re going to read this. Please don’t be upset. I’m glad I came and I’m sure we’re going to have a lot of fun at the Aquarium tomorrow. I just didn’t realize I was going to react this way… And maybe part of it is…
…
I can’t be thinking about this right now.
Boscov, lean over and give me a little kiss so I’ll know when you’ve seen this.
theblackstrawberry asked: Oh no... I just wanted to give you a hug today and wish you happy New Year's, I just forgot...
You can still do that when I get back. It’ll still be a New Year.
1) Okie Dokie, Lokie. We’ll see if I actually get anything in the next few days.
2) The protrusion on my noggin. Pegasus use their wings to help, and earth ponies tend to use all four legs.
3) For a second I thought this was a legitimate question, then I saw that clever thing you did. Cute.
Canterlot is in the mountains overlooking Ponyville, where I live.
Unfortunately, I’m not there right now so I can’t give you any directions better than that.
1) My eyes are burning from that one.
2) My ears don’t look any different than anypony else’s ears. But thank you for the compliment.
3) If you’re having too much trouble, try using the Konami Code.
1) I didn’t really do anything. I didn’t tell you were Canterlot is, and if you already knew where it was, you’d have known that Princess Celestia was there. Don’t feel right accepting something for nothing, especially when I’ve no indication that whatever you give me wouldn’t cause me harm. Or if that theoretic harm would be intentional or not.
2) I like how you half censored the one word, which I had to fully censor anyway, but left the second one uncensored. If you’re new to this page, I don’t allow swears at all. Not the first letter, not even the number of letters the word possesses. It has to be completely removed.
Now do me a favor and don’t [omitted] it up again like a stupid son-of-a-[omitted].
3) I… I wouldn’t know that. That’s something you’d have to ask him. It would certainly make things more difficult for me. It did happen once for a short period of time, but that was before I even met Boscov.
1) Forced the Ice Elves underground and tortured them, right? Sound like a bunch of gentlemen and ladies.
2) See, we were joking around and having fun and then you had to go and take it too far. A boulder falls on your party and you all die.
3) Okay. Do me a favor and get that one standing by the spawn point.
4) Canterlot. Chances are you won’t meet the Princess Celestia from my dimension, but there’s several from others that have time to be on tumblr.
5) You’ll have to be more specific, because it sounds like you think something happened between me and Boscov and I know that can’t be right.
Anonymous asked: *Silly camper*, Orz are not talking about Dynarri. Orz am asking if ponies want start *parties* with Orz.
I’ve never seen somepony try putting asterisks around words to indicate something other than an action, so I’m not sure what kind of inflection you’re using here.
And I have no idea what this bit is either.
Your spell failed; a more powerful version is already in effect.
I mean, look at all this sexy.
An older picture, obviously, since Bon-Bon isn’t with Boscov and I in Manehatten right now.
(Source: mixermike622.deviantart.com)
Anonymous asked: My my, it sounds like you've had a run-in with some nasty races. I could tell you about them, but the Melnorme culture has a strict policy against GIVING away information. However, we can sell you information for a nominal sum of credits, which can be gained by letting us study your race and/or planet.
Not really my place to decide something like that. You’re looking for Princess Celestia.
theblackstrawberry asked: Yeah, I got the message. Im glad your getting them! I hope your enjoying yourself!
Oh, I must have just hit privately reply or something.
Kinda scared me.
And yes, I’m having a pretty good time.
I regret clicking on that.
Sorry, I added the page break for a reason. Maybe I should put a warning.
Maybe I should change the URL from AskLyra to SendLyraReferencesAndMemes.
1) Well, that beats the super religious and warmongering first contacts we made earlier this year.
2) Memory isn’t what it used to be. Only one camp I can think of right now.
Human (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:
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Wow… I really wanted to see that in my inbox…
I try not to think about it. But then again, I heard this PETA are actually just as malicious as a butcher. Something about domesticated animals are a blight and they put them down? That’s horrible!
Warning: Bloody, sad things after the break.
Can we please just stop? Please?
I know some of you are curious, and I know it’s hard to just take things at face value, but I really don’t want to talk about it. The subject has no relevance to anything and simply does not matter.
If you have to know whether or not we do, I’ve admitted it. But the dynamics of how are absolutely none of anypony’s business.