everpresentshades-blog asked: TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: SWEETIE BELLE LOSES HER MIND IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH PINKIE PIE. TWILIGHT MANAGES TI LIGHT PONYVILLE ON FIRE AFTER FINDING PORN UNDER SPIKE'S BED. RARITY FINALLY FINDS THE MARE WHO MURDERED HER LONG LOST BROTHER SPARITY. LYRA FIGHTS FOR HER LIFE IN A CAGE MATCH WITH A WENDIGO. BOSCO SUES A CHOCOLATE MILK MAKER FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND GILDA FINALLY FINDS THE TRIFORCE. ALL THIS AND MORE ON TONIGHTS, ONE LYRA TO LIVE.
Holy [omitted]! Where the [omitted] have you been?!
1) Ha ha~ That’s so original.
2) Ka-you'reanidiot. I got music to record.
1) Probably because it’s a nice gesture that involves something he enjoys doing anyway.
2) Do I look human to you? Honestly, Doctor…
3) Fair enough.
theblackstrawberry asked: Okay... But some creature better take care of you, or else I will. This is cause for worry too.
Believe it or not, Strawberry, I am capable of taking care of myself through a small cold.
Part of friendship is trust. Like trusting that if I need help, I’ll ask for it.
1) I need Head-On.
2) I wasn’t thinking! Bon-Bon just came back with food and I made a Hot Pocket!
I’m fine, seriously. Just coughed up something and blew my nose. I’m good.
theblackstrawberry asked: Hey Lyra how are you doing today?
Shouldn’t have at all that cheese while still getting over this cold.
Feeling flemmy and having to constantly clear my throat.
1) N-No. I don’t think so, anyway.
I’ll be honest, though. When I first asked I was terrified he was going to be twice my age. Not that it would have mattered, but I know how ponies love to gossip about that sort of thing.
2) Digimon World was a very strange game.
We’re fighting! And we’re fighting! And we’re fighting! And-… Wait. What do you mean you have to go to the bathroom? We’re locked inside a mansion; there ain’t no bathroom! Ugh… Just eat this porta-potty.
1) Nope.
I could sit down and write some rhymes out, but I couldn’t flow on the mic in real time.
2) Absolutely! Assuming of course that this stupid warm front moves on…
3) Happiness can’t be achieved without sorrow; sacrifice has nothing to do with it. Sacrifice isn’t even an option. We all sacrifice everything in the world everyday. It’s the price we pay to live.
4) Have you met Boscov? Does that seem like something he’d do?
5) I already tried doing Overpass once, with the intention of leading into The Legendary Theme, but that failed miserably. I’m sure you were probably talking about the acoustic version, though.
I suppose it’s been a while since I’ve tried, though. Maybe I’ll give it a go after I finish with my current two projects.
Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:
Can you do this?
No.
…
Noooooooooooooo.
…
No.
Ooh, so you will do it with Boscov, huh. Great to know, Lyra.
Whatever you wanna believe.
Going to take that as a “No” to you willing to do bondage.
Unless you’re really Boscov in disguise, I don’t see why you’d even be asking.
1) I don’t freakin’ know! I’m not an expert on sleeping positions!
2) How many times? How many times?
Whatever two consenting ponies of legal age want to do makes no difference to me.
3) Uh…
…
Look. None of your business, okay?
4) I would never attempt it.
If I had to, like life and death, most likely. But I’d also carry that weight by myself for the rest of my life. I wouldn’t want to hurt Boscov with the knowledge.
5) To be honest, I don’t think most of them could get you high. I mean, technically yeah, but not without ravaging your brain of most its cells or ingesting lethal doses of toxins.
The room he does that stuff in is pretty well ventilated for a reason.
6) You mean it’s not?
Huh.
You scream in shock! This does little to reassure your allies, but you couldn’t help yourself.
Yelling out at the shadow to stop, that it might hurt somepony, does little to slow its approach. It either doesn’t understand, or you’re just mirroring its intention.
Fight or flight instincts kick in something fierce and you rush ahead, gauntlet raised, shouting out an old and tired meme. You nearly tumble forward when your weapon is wretched from your grasp and attached harmlessly to the shadow’s chest. Your vision flashes again and before you can recover, everything becomes unbearably loud and you feel a horrible shocking pain followed by a powerful blow across your head. Before you can even move you feel yourself lifted off the ground and slammed into a wall. Something presses strongly against your throat and you force your eyes open. Everything is blurry, but you can see the monster’s electrical eyes through your own tears. The shadow has you pinned against the wall with one hoof and the electricity surging through you is so painful it’s paralyzing. You’re rapidly losing consciousness… and something else. Something feels loose in your chest, and you can almost feel it leaking through your skin.
Just when you think you can’t hold on anymore, you’re jerked violently to the right and feel yourself drop to the ground gasping for air. The noise has subsided into a ringing and the electrical pain into a strong tingling feeling on your right side. Through blurred eyes, you could swear you saw something seep back into your chest. Somepony helps you to your feet and pushes you away from the noise and the tingling.
You lose the next few seconds. The next thing you know, Princess is holding your face up to hers with her forehooves and screaming at you to run. That it’s after you, not them.
You’re still in a lot of pain, your breathing is labored, and the edges of your vision are still blurry.
1) Yes. Still sick but finally doing better, thank you!
2) I don’t think I want to…
3) I wailed on somepony for beating me at some fighting game once. He turned around and beat the crud outta me.
4) I can confirm that you’re an idiot based on the evidence provided.
5) If you have some sound conversion software, like Switch, you can turn it into an MP3 (if it isn’t already) and upload it to Tumblr!