Anonymous asked: Wait, I have an idea! Demand creates change, and if there's a want, there's a demand! I'll just find a number of ponies born without surnames, put them in situations in which they are deeply in love with someone they cannot marry for the same reason as you, and then there would be a want of marriage, creating a demand for new laws, which will lead to change! Quick Lyra, to the orphan dating network! We don't have time to lose! *Batman Mask of the Phantasm theme plays, best Batman theme.*
I showed this to Bon-Bon and she says it sounds like something I’d say.
Anonymous asked: >That feel when you can't help your favorite music pony
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry. I just want to help. But I really can't do anything, since I know nothing about Equestrian law.
I understand if you want to help, but I’ve been up and down this with ponies who do know Equestian law. There’s no loopholes or workarounds. Something has to change, and that’s not going to happen overnight.
Might not even happen within my lifetime.
Anonymous asked: Then why don't you just have Boscov transformed into a pony? Then you two would be able to marry.
[Audible Sigh]
Let’s assume for a moment that Boscov and I were willing to do that.
You know how they keep records of births? These sorts of things are tracked to avoid illegal activity like providing false information. Boscov was born a bear. Even if he’s shapeshifted permanently, in the eyes of the law he’s still going to be a bear.
1) If he was still the nice, caring person he is now.
2) Tiring. It’s been a while since I’ve spent most of the day doing research.
Before anypony asks, I’m studying 911 call procedure on Human Earth.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: Did you get that ask?
This is the last message I got from you.
If you sent something and I didn’t get it, it may be because you had a broken link in the message. I’ve sent asks with broken links before and they haven’t gone through even though the message saying you can’t send links didn’t come up.
Anonymous asked: But isn't diversity a good thing?
In my experience, the only “good thing” about cultural diversity is the historic aspect to draw upon.
Artificial diversity divides with no positive impact.
Anonymous asked: Thank you. I hope my thesis, On the Relation of Confectionery and Equines, revolutionizes Equestria. Just imagine, a world where it doesn't matter if anypony is a unicorn, or a pegasus, or even an earth pony. All that matters is what type of confectionery they are. After this, I plan on taking a further step, and exam the relation of confectionery and non-ponies. Tell me, Lyra, does your bearfriend bear any resemblance to beer?
There’s more different kinds of confections then there are races of pony.
And no.
1) Ugh… We throw them away?
2) I thought about letting it go, but you know what? No. You used the term inappropriately, so no.
You go directly to jail. Do not pass go; do not collect twenty bits.
3) That’s exactly what that means. You are so clever. I look forward to your thesis and accompanying paper on the subject.
Anonymous asked: fingers?
Egh huh huh huh.
Fingers and sitting in chairs upright while drawing turkeys and making out with my roommate.
1) I’m sure the Elements of Harmony will handle it.
2) Did you just call me lighter?
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: GET ET TRUE YUR BROIN GURL DAT BEUN GOTTIK MENZ CURSANG LEEK A SOLDIER
I guess you’ll have to go be gothic somewhere else, then.
Anonymous asked: Fine. You have a Minnesota accent. That's as far as I'm willing to go. Take it or leave it.
And this should go without saying, being that I’m a pony, but I know she mentions tumblr so I just want to avoid any confusion; that’s not me.
1) What’d I tell you about swearing? It’s hard enough to read what you say, if you’re going to start swearing again I’m going to stop replying again.
2) If you’re apologizing, then I did something wrong. I didn’t mean to come off as upset. I’m sorry.
But if you were still willing to, I guess this is your green light, Color Symphony.
Edit: If you have time, of course.
ghostduster-blog-blog asked: How did you and Bon-Bon become super bffs??? I wanna know!!! D:
There isn’t really any big story for that. Was first formally introduced to her when we were assigned as partners for a project in… I want to say junior high. We worked together and got a good grade. I hung out a lot with her after that, but only at school.
She moved to Ponyville and some time later so did I. We prearranged my moving in with her and the rest just grew up from there.
I was going to link you to my Bon-Bon tagged messages, but evidently that tag doesn’t even work anymore!
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Okay, I went back and grabbed the posts I could to retag as something that would work. I don’t think it’s as many as it used to be, but it’s the best I can do without going through thousands of posts.
The sidebar’s tag has been updated to reflect this, so it’ll work now too.