Ask Lyra

Jan 21

ask-fleurthepony-deactivated201 asked: ...Oh dear, I feel like I'm behind things. What's a Skyrim?

Oh. Sorry. Video game.

I’d be more surprised if you did know. really. It’s kinda geeky, but I’m something of a munchkin so it’s pretty fun having that much control over how a character’s skills develop.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, My friend let me play Skyrim. Apparently I like to sneak around and put buckets on people's heads.

Would you believe I’ve yet to try that bucket thing?

asktronbonne:
“ Yes. I want to yell at all of the dragons.
all of them.
”
Tron Bonne. As Dovahkiin.
Not just Skyrim. Not just Megaman Legends.
Both.
Are you understanding me?
Both.
Follow her.
Now.

asktronbonne:

Yes. I want to yell at all of the dragons.

all of them. 

Tron Bonne. As Dovahkiin.

Not just Skyrim. Not just Megaman Legends.

Both.

Are you understanding me?

Both.

Follow her.

Now.

(Source: asktronbonne-blog)

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1) Thank you for sharing? You both play jazz, don’t you? Why the hate?

2) Uh… A misunderstanding, I think.

3) I liked Resident Evil 5. Sorry, but I favor arcade-y action over survival-horror puzzle. Plus I could play it with a friend!

Maybe they’ll combine elements from both?

4) Anony have faith.

You see I. Will. Bet yo~u!

Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you!

She’s got a good singing voice, that’s for sure.

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1) Just spending some time with Krastos.

2) Goodness! Sometime in the afternoon tomorrow should be fine. In fact, around now tomorrow should be good!

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1) I love the whole world.

2) You’re going to take a nap and I’m going to go apologize to Boscov for sleeping in.

3) Great! I’ll see you then!

Oh. Uh, what time?

4) Thank you!

5) I didn’t ask.

6) Eat it.

7) …

Dream On, foal.

8) Just a regular day.

Couldn’t think of anything to write. Might have to jump ahead.

9) As a matter of fact, I’m deathly allergic to that. Guess you’ll have to leave matters be.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: holi crat lyra r u posast bye a prep AGAN!!!!? lot meh gut ma excersisment tulz

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You don’t.

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I like Professor Lyra.

Go away.

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1) That’s not for me to know.

Sometimes stories have bad endings no matter what we do. I’ve come to expect the worst. Makes good things a pleasant surprise!

2) I was a little more excited about the fancy toast. That stuff is just awesome with the right syrup.

3) At first I thought it was a typo, but you’re the anon-sona that replaces his/her “R"s with "L"s aren’t you?

4) Blue. I mean Yellow!

5) Fleur! Hey! Good to hear from you! Yes, yes, I’m alright. Yesterday just didn’t go so well, is all.

I think I’m going to be busy tomorrow, but Sunday should be good if you have time! That trip sounds like fun!

6) Here.

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Now go away.

7) Dude, that stuff isn’t even banana. It’s like… space banana extract. The very fumes it gives off are so potent they make me cough.

Banana just isn’t very good in candy form. Grape on the other hoof is the queen of artificial candy flavors.

8) Bad news. Noted

9) That’s it; you asked for it. I’m calling the Blue Seapöny Cult to summon Joan Crawford from the grave. Might as well start counting your remaining hours on this plane.

To any innocent by-standards this may affect, word of advice: Run.

10) This is why we can’t have nice things.

Jan 20

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: 1) Y-yeah. We should probably talk soon, huh? …
Yes, it’s important that we do talk soon. But it’s also important to have a nice, enjoyable meal. Do cinnamon rolls, potato pancakes, hash-browns, and fancy toast sound fine?

1) Well, sorry Arnold but I don’t just become friends with somepony. We have to hang out for a while and talk first. I don’t know anything about you.

2) For what, exactly?

3) Yes. That sounds nice.

Thank you.

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1) Y-yeah. We should probably talk soon, huh?

Again, I mean.

I’ll try not to sleep in or anything.

2) Ew.

Banana Runts aren’t bad.

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3) Thanks. I still… Well, I’m still sorry.

theblackstrawberry asked: That's good to hear... at least your getting better now.

It’s just a hangover. Should be gone in an hour or so.

theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, are you feeling better today?

Still have a bit of a headache, but I’m alright.