Ask Lyra

Jan 24

CYOA #68

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Your compassion takes over, even through the pain you still feel, and you worry about the electrical shadow as well as Princess, Amy, and Twist (though in your mind you miscounted somewhere when you thought three).

You draw your bow string back and let fly an arrow toward the giant. You really need practice; you couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. Fortunately, the giant is bigger than a barn and you strike it in the hoof. It pulls its leg back in pain, before seeing where the shot came from.

You don’t have much time to react, the giant shadow is now headed toward you.

asksirlintalot:
“ (( wei wei pon wei pon wei wei ))
”
This is amazing.

asksirlintalot:

(( wei wei pon wei pon wei wei ))

This is amazing.

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1) Having known Fancy Pants for a while, I can say that they are two very different ponies.

Fancy Pants is more like Good Guy Greg. Boscov is more like… Mister Magoo, only without the blindness.

You know what? I’m going to take that back right away. He’s not like Mister Magoo, I just can’t think of anypony to compare him with.

2) That’s not a strange stance to take. The real Jedi didn’t care about the whole light side/dark side thing, they were all about peace by any means and “being one with the force.” If the Sith weren’t all about growing through physical conflict and death, some Jedi could have feasibly sided with them in order to usher in eventual peace. The whole “Jedi are light side” thing came about because the Sith are freakin’ nuts!

If all of the universe was on the fringe of becoming sedated and melancholy at the cost of true free will, no real Jedi would try to stop it.

You’re writing poetry together.

You’re writing poetry together.

Jan 23

Doesn’t look like he’s in the mood for playing with anon-mii.

Doesn’t look like he’s in the mood for playing with anon-mii.

He’s never done that before, just thought it might be a fun place to start.
This… this is going to be a long, hard road.

He’s never done that before, just thought it might be a fun place to start.

This… this is going to be a long, hard road.

Was at least a little surprised to see a human walk up to the front door and deliver this. I knew it was coming, but… trans-dimensional delivery. How does it work?

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This is amazing!

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You are the awesomeist, Scooc! THE! AWESOMEIST! That’s right, they made up a new job for ponies to be awesome and you are it!

Haven’t tried it out yet, but you can bet I will soon!

Thanks again!

And again as well!

Anonymous asked: Do you have faith like potatoes?

Does anypony else constantly get references to obscure stuff in their askbox?

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1) That’s subjective. He’s entertaining to me.

2) Everypony needs a hobby, I guess.

3) Believe it or not, I was thinking of giving you that moniker anyway.

Anonymous asked: ok no that last anon message wasnt scooc it was me, no clue about the other one you accused of being scooc. who is this scooc anyway

This is Scooc.

And if you join this livestream before it ends, you can see him draw random stuff!

Anonymous asked: Yes it is I, Scooc. Incidental Unicorn #2, how are you today?

I’m alright. Just watching a livesteam while I work on music.

Anonymous asked: Emerge Osmos from my loins.

Short search later and that seems to be related somehow to Mega64.

That you, Scooc?

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1) It’s not like that sort of thing happens all the time. It was a bad day, alright?

Boscov and I are a little closer, but nothing else has really changed.

2) Do you just sit on my page and jam the refresh button or something?

3) I want to play video games until my hooves fall off! Ahhhh! Must be productive!

4)

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Jan 22

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1) When this OG I like to call “Scooc” spent like two/three hours drawing me a new avatar.

2) I… Uh… I don’t get it.

Anonymous asked: The term for male bears is boar, so shouldn't you be calling him your boarfriend?

To be honest, I have no idea.

Wouldn’t that confuse ponies and make them think I’m dating a pig-type boar?