theblackstrawberry asked: John and Gordon? What about Morgan?
He wasn’t in the poorly wrote fanfic.
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went…
1) Must write. Must do something.
2) So he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed.
Glad them brothers are outta mah mane, oof. ‘Fraid fer sure things were gonna go down… But! I knew I was right alla long!
Also… Ah’m back~!
You know, Applejack, if you did cheat, you could have won without worrying about losing your farm and just thrown the useless yield away.
Or, you could have cried out in protest of those pricks yanking up your dang trees and damaging your crops and called off the whole thing! Won’t it take like ten years for those to regrow proper?
I’m just saying, you know, you could have learned something.
Great to see you back! I was gonna come help, but I realized I’m not really an honorary family member.
Also everypony that doesn’t already, follow this pony right away!
(Source: askapple-jack-blog)
1) I’m not entirely sure what you’re even asking. Have I always wanted to see a human? Not particularly. Either way, I’ve already met one. His name was Marty and he had a time traveling car.
2) Uh. Fine.
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3) Did you know that boredom is the reason that most ponies start smoking? It’s not the notorious peer pressure, it’s just bored ponies wanting to try something out.
Of course, I would never recommend it. There are all sorts of things you can do if you’re bored. Have you ever tried drawing up your own board game or making a maze? I did that before. It was pretty fun!
4) Like… On my head? No.
5) I’ve never heard of that before. I don’t think you do.
This could not possibly have been drawn for me. And yet…
Let me know if this was really drawn for me and I’ll put a gift tag with it.
The Third game is outstanding. I thought it was some [redacted] GTA knockoff until I entered the digital universe (which strangely looked a lot like TRON) and fought some gigantic dragon-mecha thing.
No doubt. I’ve seen a friend of mine play it a few times. Those crazy trick moves you can do are pretty awesome.
I’ve noticed some fairly substantial balance issues, but considering the arcadey feel of the game I don’t guess that matters too much.
1) Gilda, I don’t have fingers. Can you flip this guy off for me?
2) Okay, let’s see what he’s talking about.
Yahoof…
N Y T E… blade…
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Ugh… For the last time. I don’t have Saints Row 3. Have never played any Saints Row game. I’ve seen it played, and two and three were/are very innovative. But I only know very specific information about the story. That’s it.
3) Well, duh. We’re herd animals. Hate to break this to you brony, but humans are too.
4) …
5) Go back and reread my last post. After you show me where I tried spelling my name that way, I’ll let you reword the question and ask it again.
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2) Sorry, but it’s actually spelled “O V E R L O R D.”
3)
I didn’t draw that picture, by the way.
1) Uh… Something wrong with your L-key there, brony?
Edit: Wait, I’m sorry. You’re obviously taking the absolute value of ‘ahar.’ My mistake.
2) This is a link to a video reaction.
3) This one has a minor swear in it.
4) I don’t cook, but I know what you’re talking about.
1) Enjoyed that name drop, did you?
Go Go Power Rangers! You Mighty Morphin’ Power Range~r~s!
2) No, I sleep with combat boots and a pair of shorts. I also wear a long, tattered cape, bracers with fake hands, color my mane, and wear a full body costume with accompanying mask.
I look like this when I sleep.
>Get a custom avatar drawn specifically for you. > Someone else uses it?
No, that’s just how it comes up when somepony submits something anonymously. If it’s an ask, it does the silhouette, if it’s a submission, it just uses your own avatar.
I figured somepony would be curious about it, though.
I See You More As A Damp Comforter
1) Strange is relative.
2) I am, yes.
An impressive undertaking, though it sounds like the voice actors could use some theater training.
3) Uh, no.
It’s just a drink.
4) And some anons make tumblrs without posting anything on their own account, just as a means of identifying themselves to the ponies they ask questions to. Plus, by using the follow feature, it helps keep track of all the tumblrs they would have to manually check everyday.
Sorry, but having nothing to post is not a valid excuse.
… For whatever you were arguing about.
5) It’s really good, though.
And sorry, I waited in line again, but a whole bunch of other ponies must have woke up earlier today. They ran out before I got any.
6) Was the name of an Alfred Hitchcock episode.
7) And when the hay are you going to come over and hang out again?
1) Wasn’t he one of those human presidents of yours?
Isn’t he dead?
2) Oh great. A joke about domestic abuse.
I’m just playin’. I hope I’m not perceived as that much of a wet blanket.
3) Boscov has never done anything to cause me any physical harm.
Take that however you want it.
4) In retrospect, it was a pretty weak connection. Don’t worry about it.
1) I know three girls that could teach you far better than I.
2) A scorpion?! This is a terrible episode!
1) …
2) Still going to be in line tomorrow.
3) Evidently, he’s dead. Not that I have any idea what that means.
4) Pair of hedge trimmers will bring that back into line real quick.
5) Noted.