1) I remember hearing somepony say that a lot. No idea what’s it’s from.
2) I don’t like restrictive dances. If I dance, I let the music take me.
3) Sure did! That message I sent last night was from when I was settling down in line! I was 4th! I got some for Boscov and myself! His treat, of course.
Pinkie sure does have a lot of disposable income to have bought that much…
4) Double entendre.
5) Well then, do I have a song for you (mildy suggestive lyrics).
6) Slept in line to get some cider for Boscov and I, then went back and we drank it together.
Nothing else planned for today, really.
7) That means “what” to me? I’m not going to judge somepony based on their profession, especially not one they don’t even do anymore.
Mr Turnip: … I stand corrected!
I’m counting this as a gift!
Look how cute widdle Boscov looks!
Sorry but that really made me happy. I’m all there giggling like a dumb tool now. But well, I just did, I guess? I never really had much experience with drawing prior to Mr. Cake, so actually doing the blog did the most for me.
But even your first post back on your old account was incredible! I don’t remember what it was at the moment, but I remember thinking “Wow! This is awesome!”
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Sorry. I’m not in the business of vigilante justice. You’ll have to go elsewhere.
Besides, if I knew of any such cases I wouldn’t just sit back and let it continue. Underage, that is. Prostitution is legal in Equestria, but I wouldn’t talk to the Princess about it if I were you. She does not approve.
2) Funny you should bring that up! I was in line earlier today to get some cider when these two salesponies showed up. They sang this really annoying song, but at the same time it was catchy.
Didn’t like their attitude toward the end… But competition is good for the consumer, right? They said they’d be back tomorrow.
I hope nothing bad happens to the Apple family.
3) Frog’s Theme, Chrono Trigger. If you ever wonder about a piece I upload, check the original post and you’ll find it in the tags there.
I’ll be uploading the version with drums later today.
4) Well that’s good! Unfortunately, somepony messaged Boscov about it. Now I feel bad.
theblackstrawberry asked: LYRA, I HEARD YOU HAD BROKEN RIBS. I WILL BE RIGHT OVER WITH A BOOK OF SPELLS. DON'T MOVE.
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Strawberry. I was being facetious. None of that happened.
1) I’d advise you to watch yourself. Ever seen what happens when a pony who spends all her energy trying to save her family suddenly has nothing to use that energy on and is confronted?
Let’s just say I’ve seen a filly snap. And by “snap”, I mean she broke an adult stallion’s spine.
2) We got into a huge, physical fight-to-the-death and it was only through Sweetie Belle, Bon-Bon, and Winona’s combined begging for mercy that we decided not to kill each other. I have three broken ribs and I dislocated Boscov’s left shoulder.
How do you think things went?
#82 “Blue Eyes”
Yay! My own party hat! Thanks!
As too a late starter in drawings (7 months of experience now), I gotta say it’s coming along, you got the right goals (starting with easy stuff), etc. etc., and good job, keep it up.
You… What?!
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What?!
But you’re incredible! How in Equestria did you get that good in such a short time?!
I brought my tablet to Boscov’s and drew Puma!
Evidently I don’t need to learn how to draw better, I just need to draw easier things.
Fresh mapple pecan pie with hot cocoa.
You drive a hard bargain…
Hmm…
I suppose I’ll accept…
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On my way now! See you soon, Love!
I’m making chili~ Wouldn’t you like some? And maybe something nice for desert?
Chili, hmm? And what’s this theoretic dessert?
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Hey that’s not nice, spiders serve a very important function. I understand if the spiders are invading your personal space, though. What if the box was old nightmare night decorations and the spiders were fake? Everpresentshades wasn’t clear!
The fire wasn’t for the spiders.
everpresentshades-blog asked: TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: BOSCOV GOES TO THE YMCA, LYRA FINDS A BOX FULL OF SPIDERS, SWEETIE BELLE FINALLY GOES OUT ON A DATE WITH SPIKE BUT APPLEBLOOM'S JEALOUSY MAY DESTROY THEM, SCOOTALOO FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HAT, TWILIGHT FINALLY MANAGES TO MAKE LOVE TO A BOOK, BON BON AND OFFICER DERPY FACE OFF AGAINST GILDA'S CARTEL, RARITY OPENS A TACO SHOP WHERE EACH TACO HAS A BOW ON IT, FLUTTERSHY HAS A RAP BATTLE WITH NAZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER PERFORMS.
Ahhh~! Spiders!
AHHHHH~! BIEBER!
So I can’t interest you into coming over for dinner tonight?
1) Your seapony is in another castle.
2) Well… I might be interested in that…