1) Uh… Something wrong with your L-key there, brony?
Edit: Wait, I’m sorry. You’re obviously taking the absolute value of ‘ahar.’ My mistake.
2) This is a link to a video reaction.
3) This one has a minor swear in it.
4) I don’t cook, but I know what you’re talking about.
1) Enjoyed that name drop, did you?
Go Go Power Rangers! You Mighty Morphin’ Power Range~r~s!
2) No, I sleep with combat boots and a pair of shorts. I also wear a long, tattered cape, bracers with fake hands, color my mane, and wear a full body costume with accompanying mask.
I look like this when I sleep.
>Get a custom avatar drawn specifically for you. > Someone else uses it?
No, that’s just how it comes up when somepony submits something anonymously. If it’s an ask, it does the silhouette, if it’s a submission, it just uses your own avatar.
I figured somepony would be curious about it, though.
I See You More As A Damp Comforter
1) Strange is relative.
2) I am, yes.
An impressive undertaking, though it sounds like the voice actors could use some theater training.
3) Uh, no.
It’s just a drink.
4) And some anons make tumblrs without posting anything on their own account, just as a means of identifying themselves to the ponies they ask questions to. Plus, by using the follow feature, it helps keep track of all the tumblrs they would have to manually check everyday.
Sorry, but having nothing to post is not a valid excuse.
… For whatever you were arguing about.
5) It’s really good, though.
And sorry, I waited in line again, but a whole bunch of other ponies must have woke up earlier today. They ran out before I got any.
6) Was the name of an Alfred Hitchcock episode.
7) And when the hay are you going to come over and hang out again?
1) Wasn’t he one of those human presidents of yours?
Isn’t he dead?
2) Oh great. A joke about domestic abuse.
I’m just playin’. I hope I’m not perceived as that much of a wet blanket.
3) Boscov has never done anything to cause me any physical harm.
Take that however you want it.
4) In retrospect, it was a pretty weak connection. Don’t worry about it.
1) I know three girls that could teach you far better than I.
2) A scorpion?! This is a terrible episode!
1) …
2) Still going to be in line tomorrow.
3) Evidently, he’s dead. Not that I have any idea what that means.
4) Pair of hedge trimmers will bring that back into line real quick.
5) Noted.
1) I’ll get in line again tomorrow. I’m sure Boscov would be willing to pay for you.
2) …
1) I remember hearing somepony say that a lot. No idea what’s it’s from.
2) I don’t like restrictive dances. If I dance, I let the music take me.
3) Sure did! That message I sent last night was from when I was settling down in line! I was 4th! I got some for Boscov and myself! His treat, of course.
Pinkie sure does have a lot of disposable income to have bought that much…
4) Double entendre.
5) Well then, do I have a song for you (mildy suggestive lyrics).
6) Slept in line to get some cider for Boscov and I, then went back and we drank it together.
Nothing else planned for today, really.
7) That means “what” to me? I’m not going to judge somepony based on their profession, especially not one they don’t even do anymore.
Mr Turnip: … I stand corrected!
I’m counting this as a gift!
Look how cute widdle Boscov looks!
Sorry but that really made me happy. I’m all there giggling like a dumb tool now. But well, I just did, I guess? I never really had much experience with drawing prior to Mr. Cake, so actually doing the blog did the most for me.
But even your first post back on your old account was incredible! I don’t remember what it was at the moment, but I remember thinking “Wow! This is awesome!”
1) …
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Sorry. I’m not in the business of vigilante justice. You’ll have to go elsewhere.
Besides, if I knew of any such cases I wouldn’t just sit back and let it continue. Underage, that is. Prostitution is legal in Equestria, but I wouldn’t talk to the Princess about it if I were you. She does not approve.
2) Funny you should bring that up! I was in line earlier today to get some cider when these two salesponies showed up. They sang this really annoying song, but at the same time it was catchy.
Didn’t like their attitude toward the end… But competition is good for the consumer, right? They said they’d be back tomorrow.
I hope nothing bad happens to the Apple family.
3) Frog’s Theme, Chrono Trigger. If you ever wonder about a piece I upload, check the original post and you’ll find it in the tags there.
I’ll be uploading the version with drums later today.
4) Well that’s good! Unfortunately, somepony messaged Boscov about it. Now I feel bad.
theblackstrawberry asked: LYRA, I HEARD YOU HAD BROKEN RIBS. I WILL BE RIGHT OVER WITH A BOOK OF SPELLS. DON'T MOVE.
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Strawberry. I was being facetious. None of that happened.
1) I’d advise you to watch yourself. Ever seen what happens when a pony who spends all her energy trying to save her family suddenly has nothing to use that energy on and is confronted?
Let’s just say I’ve seen a filly snap. And by “snap”, I mean she broke an adult stallion’s spine.
2) We got into a huge, physical fight-to-the-death and it was only through Sweetie Belle, Bon-Bon, and Winona’s combined begging for mercy that we decided not to kill each other. I have three broken ribs and I dislocated Boscov’s left shoulder.
How do you think things went?