Ask Lyra

Jan 31

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askapple-jack replied to your post: 1) Hold on. … Nope, you haven’t. 2) Oh, I guess…
Uck… Those darn Flim Flams…

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carrotcake-replies replied to your post: 1) Hold on. … Nope, you haven’t. 2) Oh, I guess…
The mental image put into my head with question and answer #1..

1) They’re convenient but detrimental to immersion? I don’t know what you want me to say here.

2) See the question below yours.

3) An alchemist eh? Never could get the hang of that myself.

What is it? Dragons?!

4) I still can’t get that earworm of a song out of my head!

5) It’s pretty simple. Lean forward and look down. Basic pony anatomy.

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1) Hold on.

Nope, you haven’t.

2) Oh, I guess I forgot to delete that.

It’s not a term I ordinarily use on my page, but yeah, it’s attractive.

3) Hit Anon is really the Flim Flam Brothers?

4) First you call me a “Sneak Thief”, then you ask me to conjure you up a bed, now you’re worried about me scaring these blank-face drones?

And I swear to Celestia if you say one more word about your knee I’m gonna turn into a equinewolf and use you as a chew toy!

Jan 30

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1) M-Maybe we should talk about that some other time.

2) Thank you!

Wuld…

NAH-KEST!

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1) Uh…

Eh heh heh…

[Clearing Troat]

Next question?

2) Because I don’t apply myself.

3) That makes me sad.

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1) Uh… What do they say?

2) Play video games, write, do tumblr stuff, trying to get a little bit of drawing in there too. Play music, obviously, but not the sort of thing I’d record and upload.

[Audible Sigh]

I can play alright if I’m given the proper key, but without that I just can’t seem to figure it out on my own.

3) Too bad I’ve never seen the show. Interesting crossover, though!

Also I can’t cook.

theblackstrawberry asked: John and Gordon? What about Morgan?

He wasn’t in the poorly wrote fanfic.

This one’s my favorite.

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carrotcake-replies replied to your photo: This could not possibly have been drawn for me….
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went…

1) Must write. Must do something.

2) So he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed.

The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6…Whatever!

askapple-jack:

Glad them brothers are outta mah mane, oof. ‘Fraid fer sure things were gonna go down… But! I knew I was right alla long! image Also… Ah’m back~!

You know, Applejack, if you did cheat, you could have won without worrying about losing your farm and just thrown the useless yield away.

Or, you could have cried out in protest of those pricks yanking up your dang trees and damaging your crops and called off the whole thing! Won’t it take like ten years for those to regrow proper?

I’m just saying, you know, you could have learned something.

Great to see you back! I was gonna come help, but I realized I’m not really an honorary family member.

Also everypony that doesn’t already, follow this pony right away!

(Source: askapple-jack-blog)

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1) I’m not entirely sure what you’re even asking. Have I always wanted to see a human? Not particularly. Either way, I’ve already met one. His name was Marty and he had a time traveling car.

2) Uh. Fine.

3) Did you know that boredom is the reason that most ponies start smoking? It’s not the notorious peer pressure, it’s just bored ponies wanting to try something out.

Of course, I would never recommend it. There are all sorts of things you can do if you’re bored. Have you ever tried drawing up your own board game or making a maze? I did that before. It was pretty fun!

4) Like… On my head? No.

5) I’ve never heard of that before. I don’t think you do.

This could not possibly have been drawn for me. And yet…
Let me know if this was really drawn for me and I’ll put a gift tag with it.

This could not possibly have been drawn for me. And yet…

Let me know if this was really drawn for me and I’ll put a gift tag with it.

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carrotcake-replies replied to your post: 1) Gilda, I don’t have fingers. Can you flip this…
The Third game is outstanding. I thought it was some [redacted] GTA knockoff until I entered the digital universe (which strangely looked a lot like TRON) and fought some gigantic dragon-mecha thing.

No doubt. I’ve seen a friend of mine play it a few times. Those crazy trick moves you can do are pretty awesome.

I’ve noticed some fairly substantial balance issues, but considering the arcadey feel of the game I don’t guess that matters too much.

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1) Gilda, I don’t have fingers. Can you flip this guy off for me?

2) Okay, let’s see what he’s talking about.

Yahoof…

N Y T E… blade…

Ugh… For the last time. I don’t have Saints Row 3. Have never played any Saints Row game. I’ve seen it played, and two and three were/are very innovative. But I only know very specific information about the story. That’s it.

3) Well, duh. We’re herd animals. Hate to break this to you brony, but humans are too.

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5) Go back and reread my last post. After you show me where I tried spelling my name that way, I’ll let you reword the question and ask it again.

Jan 29

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2) Sorry, but it’s actually spelled “O V E R L O R D.”

3)

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I didn’t draw that picture, by the way.

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1) Uh… Something wrong with your L-key there, brony?

Edit: Wait, I’m sorry. You’re obviously taking the absolute value of ‘ahar.’ My mistake.

2) This is a link to a video reaction.

3) This one has a minor swear in it.

4) I don’t cook, but I know what you’re talking about.